How Many people are ringing bells?

**Larue** · 9th September, 2011, 10:04 PM

Just a question as title shows.
I've got a little problem with men/man who likes ringing bells at Sunday mornings in our village church.
I don't mind listen ringing church bells,but...... why they are doing that every Sunday at 9AM?
Just imagine situation when you came home after nice party at local pub...about at 6AM and then after 3 hours somebody is ringing bells....
Was thinking about going to explain my situation(and opinion of people who are living around church) one sunday morning,just don't want to meet 10 6feet man with hands like hammers...
I don't mind arguing with 2 of them, but i think they will be as one after my arguments.... Seems to me - they have never visited pub.
At the moment we have quite different opinions about quantity of man who are ringing bells in our village church.
Best Regards
Larue

**maca** · 9th September, 2011, 10:11 PM

Ear muffs.....................

**Larue** · 9th September, 2011, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by maca58

Ear muffs.....................

For me doesn't help as they are falling out whilst sleeping!

**Shady** · 9th September, 2011, 10:14 PM

what sort of ***** moves near a church and then complains about the bells?

**maca** · 9th September, 2011, 10:16 PM

commit suicide outside the church on way home from party police cordon round church no bell ringing

**Larue** · 9th September, 2011, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by shadyback

what sort of ***** moves near a church and then complains about the bells?

When i moved here I didn't knew that they are ringing bells at 9AM.
That seems to be my fault.
Now me and some local guys are thinking how many man are ringing bells?
At the moment quantity varies from 2 to 6.

**GastonJ** · 9th September, 2011, 10:30 PM

Get some pikey's in to steal the bells, end of problem, well apart from getting the pikeys to move on afterwards.

**Larue** · 9th September, 2011, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by GastonJ

Get some pikey's in to steal the bells, end of problem, well apart from getting the pikeys to move on afterwards.

That was one of scenarios!

**Lainie** · 9th September, 2011, 10:33 PM

why dont you just ask the bloody church how many there are??

**maca** · 9th September, 2011, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by Lainie

why dont you just ask the bloody church how many there are??

go girl

**andy91** · 9th September, 2011, 10:36 PM

Before being ordained 6 priests had to stand nude with a bell tied to their cocks.
Anyone who's bell rang had no spirital purity.
A naked girl with big boobs danced before each priest.
There was no reaction from the first priest.
She went down the line with no response from them until she reached the last priest Ralph.
Poor Ralph,why she danced he got a stiffy his bell rang and flew off across the floor.
Embarassed he ran off and bent down and picked it up....
then all the ****ing bells rang!!

Andy.

**Johnner** · 9th September, 2011, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by andy91

Before being ordained 6 priests had to stand nude with a bell tied to their cocks.
Anyone who's bell rang had no spirital purity.
A naked girl with big boobs danced before each priest.
There was no reaction from the first priest.
She went down the line with no response from them until she reached the last priest Ralph.
Poor Ralph,why she danced he got a stiffy his bell rang and flew off across the floor.
Embarassed he ran off and bent down and picked it up....
then all the ****ing bells rang!!

Andy.

Deadly joke!! Hey Shadey,what's the story with the new user name ?