how to stop some one stealing your milk

[firestorm]

I work nights and we have a communal fridge for about 15 of us.When we buy some milk and i leave it in the fridge for the next night The b* stards on days will drink it all leaving no milk for us on the next night turn.So after a while we starting to getting a bit cheesed of with it.So we laced a bottle of milk with laxatives.But we dont think this will have much effect as they only put a bit in there tea/coffee .So some one suggested xenical and some one else said dog worming tablets.
Has any one got any good ideas bearing in mind our other food is in fridge so we cant piss in or or something else of that nature.
Any good ideas would be welcome to stop them

[badapple]

Looking at your avator, I would have thought, you'd have more than enough milk to go around!

[racin-snake]

movicol is tasteless and odourless and is prescribed to elderly people for feacal impaction
this will blow the arse clean off a healthy person in a single dose http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movicol
if you can get it try googling it
its in powdered form in a sachet and is sometimes given in warm milk or cocoa

remember to hide the bog roll for the night shift
and double time for covering there shift
as they will not be in the next night unless they have a ducks arsehole sewn in or wear a nappy

[infinity99]

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fridge lock

give up milk or, show every 1 ure gunna dare them to try said thievery again, take a cow to work, bear with me, 1 that hasnt seen a bull for a good couple years , so its really irritable, moody and will attack anything that gose within a determind range from said sex starved hamberger to be. no chance of u having a glass of milk that day, but I gaurentee you no one will daer even wisper about , just take a drop, she wont notice, for the god given fear of you coming to work next day, with an animal of eqvalent anger, but not giving away exactly what kind, till there ready to leave the country, to get away from the hole incident and start a new life.

several other options, but i'll be here all night..., thats as literal a you can imagin ..


Hope ive been of some use, in stopping milk rustling. Infinity.99

[smoggy]

come on get to grips lads, just except that its the way of life and take milk in every shift you are working.
to do what you are suggesting is very wrong because someone may use that milk thinking it is the communial supply, I worked on a 3 shift system for 35 years so have a good idea of what goes on.

[firestorm]

Well Movicol is winning at the moment
I understand what you are saying smoggy and no one minds some one borrowing a bit of milk now and again but i got really bad any thing you leave in the fridge is eaten or drank by the next night if you leave a tv dinner in the fridge it will have gone for the next night.I have worked shifts for 22 years and i never seen anything this bad

[smoggy]

I know it can be a balls ache and you feel like giving someone a good kicking, but in this day and age you have to be very careful what you do.
as sad as it may seem the only real answer is not to leave it or except it may not be there the next shift.

[z786]

you could stick a label on there.
"please do not open, hazardous chemical, needed for tests"

or

"dont even think of drinking this, buy your own you tight b*st*rds"

[firestorm]

I ve tried the second one that did not work once I put banana milk shake powder in the milk apparently it did not taste to nice in there tea

[Canker_Canison]

Have you tried turning the tables on them? Make sure you leave no milk for them. Then either drink or pour away theirs at the end of your shift.

The other option to giving them the shits would be to constipate them. There's any number of products you can buy over the counter that will slow them down. Personally I find it a lot easier living with a sore arse from the liquid sit down than being torn a new one when you can't go.

[ste6106]

Re-elect Maggie Thatcher and she will ban milk from the workplace as she tried doing with the milk in schools...HTH

[karlpowell]

I thought she DID take our milk as kids ... "maggie thatcher the milk snatcher"

[dik]

Hide your milk in a cool bag & leave a bottle of rancid cheesy milk in the fridge

[Grizz]

i was in club one night and some dude kept stealing my pints. i called a pint, necked half, headed to toilet, refilled pint, cooled down "beer" under cold tap, then put my pint beside him and headed for a dance. just saying...................

[steppenwolf]

Put some spanish fly in the milk and laxitive too That would be nice To sh**t and fu*k at the same time. I am not sure that anyone will take that milk again