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    Old Tom lived in the North of Scotland up a long lane and never got any post so one day when the postman had a parcel to deliver o him he was keen to know what it was so he opened it to have a peek and found it was a blow up sex doll. He felt a bit horny so he blew it up and had a "GO" then re wrapped it and delivered it. A few weeks went by and Acme sex supplies phoned old Tom to see if he found the doll realistic. Tom replied"I would say so I even got VD off it"!!

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    very old bernard manning joke that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jo-Jo View Post
    very old bernard manning joke that one
    Noticed by a very old DK Veteran.
    Was probably a bouncer at the Embassy Club or the Wheel Tappers and Shunters Club......... Order, Order.

 

 

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