Being British

**frudal** · 09:55 PM

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab to sit on a Swdish sofa and watch U.S.A. shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign.
Oh and... Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Also, supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their cigarettes at the front of the shop.
We British are funny!

**jdm01**

Nice one mate, had a smile with this one ;o)

J

**Raven** · 11:14 PM

Aah contradicitons and hypocracy - two things we British do best. Lol nice one m8 good erm observation. Nice joke too.

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jdm01 Newbie Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Funny ! Nice one mate, had a smile with this one ;o) J

Raven Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: To the grave telling it like it is. Posts: 796 Thanks: 262 Thanked 158 Times in 103 Posts Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Aah contradicitons and hypocracy - two things we British do best. Lol nice one m8 good erm observation. Nice joke too. Last edited by Raven; 11th May, 2008 at 11:14 PM.