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 Old 24th October, 2008, 11:36 AM   #1
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A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun.



'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only £5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500.'



This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.



'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?



'The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five quid, and hands it to the lawyer.



Now, it's the blonde's turn.



She asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'



The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her £500. The blonde takes the £500 and goes back to sleep.



The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep.
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Hehehe...I like that one!
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Amazing mate. That is one of the best.
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haha. pretty good for a blond that!
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