Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then u get caughtbook. Guiltbook, Shamebook, not ur real Namebook, in ur photos ur gorgeous but really yr an Ugbook! Prankbook, Skankbook what a ****in Crankbook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into ****book... Textbook, Sexbook, spying on your Exbook, someone 'likes' her photo and u turn into a Pestbook! Scrapbook, Papbook catch the bloody Clapbook, grab ur shitty iphone and add the shitty Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a ****ing Lifebook! Watch it if ur married cos they'll nick ur god damn Wifebook! Creepbook, Peepbook when u take a Leakbook! You'll even be Facebooking in ya ****in Sleepbook...