girl in bar

[twatty]

I was chatting up this girl down the pub and telling her about my uncanny ability to guess what day a woman is born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try".

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on then", she demanded, "what day was I born?"

"Yesterday", I replied.

[gopher7]

Tried that last week- woke up in A&E.