if your going to take offence at dwarfs and speech defects dont even bother reading.

as said its a joke if you have no humour dont read any further.

ITS A JOKE, PC FREE ZONE PLEASE.

A joke
This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says, 'there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you.'
Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?' 'A female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

'Nith horth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'

With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound!'

**gooddeed**

Pmsl! made me do laugh out loud, now everyone thinks im mad

**Curious123**

Sorry I still don't get it.

**smirnoff_rules**

trot ... run around

Originally Posted by Curious123

Sorry I still don't get it.

most people who dont get a joke just walk away to avoid public shame

.

im sure if you look hard enough it may come to you mate

**caveman_nige**

funny as feck.... good one..

**kcgsimpson**

very funny havent laughted like that for ages

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gooddeed Newbie Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Scotland Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Pmsl! made me do laugh out loud, now everyone thinks im mad

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caveman_nige Admin Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In my Cave Posts: 6,621 Thanks: 233 Thanked 1,137 Times in 809 Posts Downloads: 47 Uploads: 4	funny as feck.... good one.. __________________ You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo The day you stop learning is the day you start to become obsolete.

kcgsimpson Newbie Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	very funny havent laughted like that for ages