But the guy falls into a depression after a few months of this idyllic lifestyle. "Darling, what's the matter" says Kylie one evening, as the sun is setting and they promenade arm in arm down the deserted beach. "I can't quite put my finger on it" says the guy, "but I have an idea that we could try tomorrow which might help" he says. The next day comes and Kylie says "ok, lets go for it...what's your idea, how can I help lift you from your downer. "Ok" says the guy, "take these clothes and get changed", handing here a smart gentleman's outfit, complete with shirt & tie which he had rescued from the luggage washed ashore. Kylie gets changed in front of him (lucky ba5tard!!) into the gents outfit, and then the guy paints a moustache and beard on to her face....."perfect" he says. "Now, you go off and walk right around the island that way, and I'll go off this way and walk around too...I'll see you half way around" "Ok my sweet" says Kylie..."and don't forget, It's your turn for a blow job tonight and it's not swallowing week, so my tit's are going to get a good moisturising...I need it with all this sunshine" So, they walk off their separate ways...trudging across the tundra, along the ocean, 5hrs later the guy catches a glimpse of something moving on the beach ahead of him.....his pace quickens, then turns into a fast run....he can see the figure in front of him running towards him too...it's Kylie, tie pulled aside because of the heat...fantastic....last sprint, arms wide to grasp and cuddle each other they connect! Panting and out of breath, the guy says "Jesus Christ, am I glad to see you mate.......(pant, pant)....You'll NEVER guess who I'M shagging!!!!!!"