Mexican Bacon Tree

thommo · 21st June, 2008, 04:09 PM

Two Mexicans are lost in bandit territory, stuck in the desert, wandering
aimlessly, and close to death.
They are near to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all
of a sudden.......

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell?

Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee'.

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there,
in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture ..

there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable
kind of cured pig meat.

'Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved!

Eet ees a bacon tree!'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?;

We ees in the desert don't forget.'

'Pepe when you ever hear of a meerage

that smeell like bacon..ees no meerage,

ees a bacon tree'.

And with that ...Luis races toward the tree.

He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of
a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks.

It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages
to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe...go back man,you was right...ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis, mi amigo...what ees it then?

'Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...

Ees..........

Ees...

Ees.........

Ees....

... Eees a Ham Bush !