[ruudvandan]

Due to Michael Jackson's high plastic content, he must, according to US federal law, now be recycled

[ruudvandan]

Now that Michael Jackson has passed away, the local Catholic Priest is looking for someone else to go on double dates with

[ruudvandan]

Friends of the Earth are campaigning to prevent Michael Jackson's body from being cremated. What with all that plastic!!!!

[billy2]

it dont take long dose it feel sorry for the kids

[ruudvandan]

his nickname was Carrier Bag - cos he was white, plastic and unsuitable for under 5 years olds

[opsmonkey]

Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and MJ..??

Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August

Thanks to Firestorm

[ruudvandan]

news just in! MJ will not be buried, due to his plastic nature he has been found suitable to go on permanent display at Madam Tussauds!

[ruudvandan]

Jacksons immeadiate family are currently pondering whether or not to melt him down to make toy soldiers so that kids can play with him instead of the other way round.

[racin-snake]

if micheal jackson is to be recycled he should be made into toys then kids could play with bits of him for a change

[ruudvandan]

Doctors have blamed a heart attack... I think they should blame it on the boogie!

[ruudvandan]

Jackson's O2 dates will still go ahead, in conjunction with Britain's Most Haunted

[ruudvandan]

ironic that it was a lack of o2 that killed him!

[ruudvandan]

Reports say that Doctors pronounced him dead after they tried to revive him with the defibrilator, he melted

[opsmonkey]

"You've been hit by... You've been struck by.. a smooth myocardial infarction"

[ruudvandan]

he died because his heart didn't "Beat It"