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 Old 25th June, 2009, 11:25 PM   #1
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Due to Michael Jackson's high plastic content, he must, according to US federal law, now be recycled

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Now that Michael Jackson has passed away, the local Catholic Priest is looking for someone else to go on double dates with
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Friends of the Earth are campaigning to prevent Michael Jackson's body from being cremated. What with all that plastic!!!!
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it dont take long dose it feel sorry for the kids
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his nickname was Carrier Bag - cos he was white, plastic and unsuitable for under 5 years olds
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Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and MJ..??

Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August

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news just in! MJ will not be buried, due to his plastic nature he has been found suitable to go on permanent display at Madam Tussauds!
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Jacksons immeadiate family are currently pondering whether or not to melt him down to make toy soldiers so that kids can play with him instead of the other way round.
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if micheal jackson is to be recycled he should be made into toys then kids could play with bits of him for a change
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Doctors have blamed a heart attack... I think they should blame it on the boogie!
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Jackson's O2 dates will still go ahead, in conjunction with Britain's Most Haunted
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ironic that it was a lack of o2 that killed him!
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Reports say that Doctors pronounced him dead after they tried to revive him with the defibrilator, he melted
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"You've been hit by... You've been struck by.. a smooth myocardial infarction"
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he died because his heart didn't "Beat It"
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