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Apparently, even though sperm is proven to be good for the complexion, ...

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    Apparently, even though sperm is proven to be good for the complexion, it still doesn't give me the right to shout "OLAY" as i come all over my wife's face.

    My wife said to me "can you explain to me why i found a pair of womens panties in your inside pocket?" "Yes" i said, "its because your a nosey TW*T.

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    i will see what my misses says tonight when i shout that ha
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