word of warning ladies

**Maddog** · 12th March, 2009, 04:30 PM

Daddy's car in the woods? Little Johnny watched his
Daddy's' car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy

and Aunt Jane
In a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain

himself as
he ran home and started to tell his mother.

'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to Look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his Pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such
An interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper
Time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
Tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny
To tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the
Playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a
Big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.'

Mommy fainted!

Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole

story Before you interrupt!