tea and toast

**mickyboy**

lmao fookin nutter

**cdrwin**

Its too hard any more that are a bit easier?

**Dreamer**

Originally Posted by cdrwin

Its too hard any more that are a bit easier?

I totally agree with you. My husband ended up with ryvitas and mustard. Said it was better then the stuff I make. Took him 20 mins to make it and he got crumbs all over the place. He is still confused as to how to make the T mentioned in the title... Is it going to be covered in the next episode??

**bigfella**

once u have mastered the toast with butter or as southener may call it buttered toast...u could go one step further and add jam!!! take ur time ,ffs dont rush it and remeber always get ur excuses ready before hand always blame the kids for gettting jam in the butter and butter in the jam jar!!!

**CHRISTOF**

managed to get this one right after second attempt!!!go on guys its not hard when u get started

tea and toast
maca58 Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,946 Thanks: 588 Thanked 1,137 Times in 764 Posts Recipes: 2	Description: toast as made by men
Other:	Ingredients:
Time: god knows Difficulty: Hard Serving Size: 1 person	bread yellow spready stuff
Preparation:
roll your sleaves up this could be tricky. you will need some bread this is important to the recipe.
Instructions:
1. go into the kitchen that place where your missus seems to spend a lot of time in. 2. have a good look around for some bread this could take a while but be patient you'll find it in the end. 3. once you have found your bread look around again for the cooker or the little pop bread up thing that your missus uses to burn bread. 4. ok take some bread and stick it in the little pop bread up thingy and push down with the push down thing on the side. 5. now go to the big cold thing where you keep your beer and look for some spready yellow stuff think its called butter and take it out. 6. when the little pop bread up thing pops your bread up "be carefull it could be hot" put it down on the work top and go get a knife "you know the type the one your missus will use to change a plug or throw at you when you come home pissed" and stick it in the butter and cover your toasted bread with it. 7. now you have successfully made your self some toast.

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mickyboy DK Veteran Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: paisley Receivers: eurovox max v/pvr 5100 Posts: 885 Thanks: 109 Thanked 446 Times in 292 Posts Recipes: 2 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	lmao fookin nutter __________________

cdrwin Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Recipes: 4 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Its too hard any more that are a bit easier?

bigfella DK Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: mick's arse in america Posts: 814 Thanks: 408 Thanked 259 Times in 193 Posts Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	once u have mastered the toast with butter or as southener may call it buttered toast...u could go one step further and add jam!!! take ur time ,ffs dont rush it and remeber always get ur excuses ready before hand always blame the kids for gettting jam in the butter and butter in the jam jar!!!

CHRISTOF Top Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: glasgow Receivers: dm500c Posts: 190 Thanks: 17 Thanked 24 Times in 16 Posts Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	managed to get this one right after second attempt!!!go on guys its not hard when u get started