That’s men off the hook,

[gmb45]

now about women and those headaches...


Study proves blokes can't help sleeping after sex Sleeping on the job ... men are programmed to snooze after a sex session

SINCE time immemorial women have moaned that immediately after sex men would rather roll over and snore than enjoy a post-coital chat about “us”.

And it turns out they’re right! For a magnificent new study proves that men are actually genetically programmed to sleep seconds after achieving orgasm.

Remarkably, the study, by French medical research council Inserm, showed that right after orgasm a bloke’s brain is flooded with oxytocin and serotonin.

These powerful sleep chemicals frogmarch men off to the land of nod — whether we like it or not.

Across the world, men are crying, “I knew it!” as our women gasp, grunt and groan — and this time for all the wrong reasons.

“See!” we cry. “It really is my brain that makes me do it! I’m not a sexist pig after all!”
For when it comes to post-coital tenderness, it really does seem we’re little better than sexual dinosaurs.

The study also showed that the cerebral cortex — or “thinking” part of the brain — shuts down during sex, meaning men really do think with their trousers.

This is the latest in a long line of studies which prove that modern men are little more than cavemen (but with better courtship rituals).

Previous heavyweight studies have shown our ancient ancestors were genetically programmed to fall asleep straight after sex to avoid commitment to one partner.

This meant they could “spread their seed” and leave women to wander off and raise their offspring when a man’s “job is done”.

This went down about as well as a Bic razor at a feminist convention with the ladies, because they said it gave us licence to be promiscuous.

It’s true that men loathe those post-coital “chats about us” — or worse, agonising pillow talk about EastEnders, Corrie or Cheryl Cole’s trousers .

But through talking to hundreds of men in relationships, American sex scientists proved that men who avoided lying about commitment didn’t falsely raise their partners’ expectations — so they were more likely to have longer and more fulfilling relationships.

Therefore men falling asleep after performing is actually better for men and women because we have longer relationships with less bull***t.

So, it seems men are off the hook.

But what about women? What we need now is a study that investigates why millions of women inexplicably get “headaches” when it’s time for nookie.

That’s one performance that all men will gladly stay awake for.
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Ex Loaded Editor Martin Daubney on study proving men can’t help sleeping after sex | The Sun |Woman

[Snowy79]

I make up for it by using extra sensitive condoms. After I've done my business I leave my condom behind to listen to her and keep her company.

[Hoppy01]

now about women and those headaches...


Study proves blokes can't help sleeping after sex Sleeping on the job ... men are programmed to snooze after a sex session

SINCE time immemorial women have moaned that immediately after sex men would rather roll over and snore than enjoy a post-coital chat about “us”.

And it turns out they’re right! For a magnificent new study proves that men are actually genetically programmed to sleep seconds after achieving orgasm.

Remarkably, the study, by French medical research council Inserm, showed that right after orgasm a bloke’s brain is flooded with oxytocin and serotonin.

These powerful sleep chemicals frogmarch men off to the land of nod — whether we like it or not.

Across the world, men are crying, “I knew it!” as our women gasp, grunt and groan — and this time for all the wrong reasons.

“See!” we cry. “It really is my brain that makes me do it! I’m not a sexist pig after all!”
For when it comes to post-coital tenderness, it really does seem we’re little better than sexual dinosaurs.

The study also showed that the cerebral cortex — or “thinking” part of the brain — shuts down during sex, meaning men really do think with their trousers.

This is the latest in a long line of studies which prove that modern men are little more than cavemen (but with better courtship rituals).

Previous heavyweight studies have shown our ancient ancestors were genetically programmed to fall asleep straight after sex to avoid commitment to one partner.

This meant they could “spread their seed” and leave women to wander off and raise their offspring when a man’s “job is done”.

This went down about as well as a Bic razor at a feminist convention with the ladies, because they said it gave us licence to be promiscuous.

It’s true that men loathe those post-coital “chats about us” — or worse, agonising pillow talk about EastEnders, Corrie or Cheryl Cole’s trousers .

But through talking to hundreds of men in relationships, American sex scientists proved that men who avoided lying about commitment didn’t falsely raise their partners’ expectations — so they were more likely to have longer and more fulfilling relationships.

Therefore men falling asleep after performing is actually better for men and women because we have longer relationships with less bull***t.

So, it seems men are off the hook.

But what about women? What we need now is a study that investigates why millions of women inexplicably get “headaches” when it’s time for nookie.

That’s one performance that all men will gladly stay awake for.
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Ex Loaded Editor Martin Daubney on study proving men can’t help sleeping after sex | The Sun |Woman

Its took me all night to carve this in stone and print it on every t shirt a can find.
This has to be the most useful scientific study ever, when i showed this as conclusive proof to the other half she asked when will a study be carried out to determine why i take an hour in the bog on a Sunday..
It must be hereditary, my Dad used to monopolize the toilet on a Sunday but i have evolved, he used to fry a few kippers beforehand whilst the rest of us opened every air vent and window possible.
Ah the days, hungover, freezing with a head full of kippers...

[Canker_Canison]

I have a problem with this write up. Not the result, just this...

This is the latest in a long line of studies which prove that modern men are little more than cavemen (but with better courtship rituals).

At no point has this person witnessed the weekend courtship rituals of chavs & smack-rats in council estates.
Even cavemen would be ashamed of their behaviour.