24 beers a day lad lost teeth at age 22

[gmb45]

HEAVY drinker Nicky Welfare is losing all his teeth because of his boozing - at the age of 22.

if hes drinking that amount every day he must be doing something illegal to get the money.


Welfare, who lives off ?60.40 a week Jobseeker's Allowance, sinks 24 cans of strong lager and two litres of cider a day.
The jobless layabout hit the headlines last May after a judge called him "a walking advertisement" for those who say booze is too cheap.
He gave Welfare four months' jail suspended for two years for criminal damage.
Yesterday, Welfare was back at Maidstone Crown Court in Kent for driving while banned.
Louise Oakley, defending, said: "Because of substance misuse, alcohol and drugs, he has got to have his teeth removed and have false teeth."
Judge Philip Statman invoked the jail term and urged Welfare to call Alcoholics Anonymous.

[Meat-Head]

Judge Philip Statman invoked the jail term and urged Welfare to call the AA

Well that's a waste of time, they can't fix cars let alone teeth.

[cgscott]

MH

Maybe they should add in the fact that he cant afford a toothbrush after all the money spent on beer and cider.

[HoTTDubbER]

Originally Posted by gmb45
Judge Philip Statman invoked the jail term and urged Welfare to call the AA

Well that's a waste of time, they can't fix cars let alone teeth.

spent a good 5mins laughing at this made my day