TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

[ianmac]

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"


By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother


The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel .....

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Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye .. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud , pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes'
means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"

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I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'



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--- Ian ---

[oldeno]

Tan kue wa ree mud. haha

[patkins]

That was brilliant Ian.Could imagine the late great Benny Hill doing the room service bit.

[ianmac]

That was brilliant Ian.Could imagine the late great Benny Hill doing the room service bit.

Yes Pat, either him or John cleese "fawlty towers" with a Chineese "Manwell"...



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TES2kgPF4Wk&feature=PlayList&p=4PbxlzthIzQ]YouTube - Manuel Mans the Phones - Fawlty Towers - BBC[/ame]


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--- Ian ---

[hoggy952]

I've forwarded that to my Spanish friend. He works in a hotel and speaks just like that!

[ianmac]

I've forwarded that to my Spanish friend. He works in a hotel and speaks just like that!

I used to love that program...

It's the fire in the kitchen that cracks me up....



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWTie3fgWSc&feature=related]YouTube - Fire in the Kitchen - Fawlty Towers - BBC[/ame]

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn15BUFBvu8]YouTube - Fa-fa-fa-fire! - Fawlty Towers - BBC[/ame]

[ruudvandan]

I've forwarded that to my Spanish friend. He works in a hotel and speaks just like that!

They have Fawlty Towers in Spain as well, or they used to, so there's a chance he might know it. They say Manuel's a Mexican there!

[jasbo7]

funny and clever m8....very funny hehehe