Funniest thing i've seen in ages

[Bulld0g]

"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."

[ianmac]

Ha! Ha! That is well funny...

It's the sort of things I would expect to come from "MeatHead"....

Thanx m8

[jasbo7]

Bulldog my good man...your best find yet..i have just pissed myself

[patkins]

Thanks Bulldog. It`s a bit John Cleese ish.

[stuckylad]

excellent,some folk are magic at sarchasm

[Bulld0g]

Read the rest of his blog ~~~~in hillarious. Especialy the one with the spider and the bank

[Meat-Head]

Ha! Ha! That is well funny...

It's the sort of things I would expect to come from "MeatHead"....

Thanx m8

Thanks i'll remember that when you want something.

Tell you what though, there is a few people on here that don't seem to like me. Not mentioning user names or avatairs, but got to be 3/4 can mention
just like that.

Oh it's "Meat-Head" or "Meaty" if you must know.

[ianmac]

Thanks i'll remember that when you want something.

Tell you what though, there is a few people on here that don't seem to like me. Not mentioning user names or avatairs, but got to be 3/4 can mention
just like that.

Oh it's "Meat-Head" or "Meaty" if you must know.

Sorry Meat-Head, didn't mean anything nasty about that, coz I love your comments on DK m8 & I have stuck up for you when I have seen nasty comments about you, as you have seen...

[Meat-Head]

Sorry Meat-Head, didn't mean anything nasty about that, coz I love your comments on DK m8 & I have stuck up for you when I have seen nasty comments about you, as you have seen...

NO PROBLEM there is only one way to offend me on here and that's by posting photos of 'Tracy Barlow'.

Oh think you might want to look at this thread

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f115/i-need-help-clean-airbag-toyota-corolla-103829/#post511935

[HoTTDubbER]

omg whole thing is a master piece
that is fantastic
especially this bit loving every comment on there

From: Darryl Robinson
Date: Monday 15 March 2010 2.11pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: No Subject

I will pray for you.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 15 March 2010 2.19pm
To: Darryl Robinson
Subject: Re: No Subject

Thanks. Mention that I want a Toyota Prado if you get the chance. A white one. With dark grey leather interior and sat nav.
Regards, David.
From: Darryl Robinson
Date: Tuesday 16 March 2010 9.20am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: No Subject

I've had enough of your nonsense. Dont email me again.

From: GOD
Date: Tuesday 16 March 2010 10.18am
To: Darryl Robinson
Subject: Word of God

DARYL, THIS IS GOD. BUY DAVID A TOYOTA PRADO. A WHITE ONE. WITH DARK GREY LEATHER INTERIOR AND SAT NAV.

From: Darryl Robinson
Date: Tuesday 16 March 2010 2.35pm
To: GOD Cc: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Word of God

I'm serious.

From: GOD
Date: Tuesday 16 March 2010 2.48pm
To: Darryl Robinson
Subject: Re: Re: Word of God

OK.

[HoTTDubbER]

NO PROBLEM there is only one way to offend me on here and that's by posting photos of 'Tracy Barlow'.

Oh think you might want to look at this thread

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...29/#post511935

just for you meat head

[melloned]

Bloody superb that Mate ! , could you tell Daryll all's i want is a new ford mondeo estate (for my 2 Labradors ! )

[HoTTDubbER]

did u guys read any of the other articles on there
i spent a few hours going though them
and there are some much better ones
check out these
Protecting the community from burglars, murderers and blogs

grubby

I'll spend the money on drugs instead

Blockbuster Employee of the Month

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

but literally every article will have u in stitches

i loved this convo with the police officer from the 5pm thread

From: Michael Harding
Date: Saturday 27 February 2010 2.09pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

David, this isn't the first time we've received complaints regarding your website. You have until 5pm tomorrow to remove the article and I'll be checking your website regularly. You might not take this seriously but I can assure you that we do.
Yours sincerely, Michael Harding

From: David Thorne
Date: Saturday 27 February 2010 3.18pm
To: Michael Harding
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

Dear Michael,
I do indeed take the matter seriously and will attempt to facilitate your request by 5pm tomorrow despite the fact that I am extremely busy this weekend. I need to bury the two dead backpackers I have in the spare room as the smell is starting to attract suspicion. And wolves. It is a fairly large job as one of the backpackers is American and will therefore require a hole several sizes larger than normal. On the plus side, the other is from England which obviously means no dental records.
I could hire one of those mini bobcat tractors for the day but will probably just let the children out for a game of 'best digger gets food this week'. I am sick of hearing "I want my parents" and "Please don't lock me in the spare room again, it smells funny" but many hands, no matter how small, make light work.
Also, I was watching Crime Stoppers last night and was wondering if you need anyone to play the perpetrators in crime re-enactments? I have several years acting experience convincing co-workers that I am listening and care about their relationship issues or what they did on the weekend while really thinking about robots or what would happen if a car made of diamond drove really fast into a wall made of diamond. I would prefer to play either a black professor or an Asian bus driver.

Regards, David.
From: Michael Harding
Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 10.26am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

I suggest you spend the time deleting the page as you have been requested to do rather than writing about dead backpackers.

From: David Thorne
Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 2.02pm
To: Michael Harding
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

Dear Mike,

My apologies for not getting back to you earlier, I was busy torching my vehicle. Did you know that if you report it stolen the insurance company gives you money to buy a new one? I usually do this every eleven months as it saves having to pay for an annual service.
I do not have dead backpackers in the spare room. I was just being silly. There is no space in there due to the hydroponics system, pots and bags of nutrients. I read somewhere that it is ok to have up to three hundred and seventy marijuana plants for personal use. Correct me if I wrong. As I do not have a backyard and the plants take up most of the apartment, I sleep in a hammock stretched between two of the larger trunks. It is like sleeping in a jungle and sometimes I pretend I am a baby monkey. Due to the 24 hour UV lighting, my electricity bill this month is nearly four thousand dollars but I have an awesome tan.
In regards to the website, rather than deleting the article, I will amend it to be about cats. Is this acceptable to you?
Regards, David.
From: Michael Harding
Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 2.31pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

It isn't legal to grow even one plant which I'm sure you already know. Possession of less than 100g or one plant has been decriminalised but still carries a fine. Changing the page to be about cats is fine. I will be checking to see if it has been done by 5pm. I strongly suggest that you do so.
From: David Thorne
Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 4.17pm
To: Michael Harding
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

Dear Mike,

5pm eastern standard time or ours?
Regards, David.

From: Michael Harding
Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 4.41pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

Ours. I've had enough of your nonsense. If the page is not removed or changed within the next 20 minutes I will be filing an order under the e-crimes act of 2006 to have the website shut down.

From: David Thorne
Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 4.59pm
To: Michael Harding
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

Done.

[ianmac]

He is a very funny Guy...

[cantona7]

the man is a ~~~~ing litery genius...

i would buy his book....does he have one ????