I was in the supermarket the other day pushing my trolley around when I
collided with a young guy pushing his trolley. I said to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my girlfriend. I guess I wasn't
paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I
can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said,
"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes,
long
legs, big boobs.
She's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What
does
your wife look like?"
I said,
"Doesn't matter --- let's concentrate on looking for yours."
im helpful like that ... ok putting my coat on now
collided with a young guy pushing his trolley. I said to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my girlfriend. I guess I wasn't
paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I
can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said,
"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes,
long
legs, big boobs.
She's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What
does
your wife look like?"
I said,
"Doesn't matter --- let's concentrate on looking for yours."
im helpful like that ... ok putting my coat on now
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