Man goes into a pub and asks the barman " do sell bitter ?" the barman says yes sir , the man says "give us 4 pints" , and down's them all . "Do you sell lager? " , yes sir , "give us 4 pints " and down's them all .
"Do you sell mild ? " , yes sir , " give us 4 pints " and down's them all .
" Do you sell pale ale ? " , yes sir , " give us 4 pints " and down's them all .
" Do you sell guinness ? " , yes sir , 2give us 4 pints " and downs them all .
When he'd exhausted every ale on the the bar , he asks the barman " do you sell shorts " , yes sir what can i get you ?
" just one pair please " , i've just sh*t these !
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