Some things is quite out of this world
I remember a few years ago wee charlie he lived over the fence from me ,well i could regard him as a friend well more of a friend to me was his brother 6 sisters,2 cousins, and 3 Fu==ING beuties of aunties,Well every night the girls all took turns bathing and this wee fly **** was going into the bath room and hiding in the very large wicker basket under neith the clothes,
well this night he was in there with a pair of his sissters knickers over his head ****ing away when big Agnes came in to bath,well the lucky wee dirty Bas..urd saw here through the holes in the basket and waited till she stripped and walked over to the basket,well he was under the dirty washing when she put here knickers in the basket and put the lid back on,he could not belive it this big beautiful blond was standing right in front of him ,she then cocked her leg up and started shaving her minge,he rumbled around a little and felt for her knickers and started pulling and chuging away like ****,well Agnus herd sounds coming from the basket and ran screaming from the bathroom right into the living roomand told us that there was a rat or something in the bathroom ,i was stuned you ought have seen the body on her,we all ran into the bathroom and kicked the big basket over,and what a shock to find Charlie in it with a pair of pants over his head WAN==NG like fu.k. You wont belive this but it was his brothers pants he had over him,he relized this and tore them of, shouting OH OH OH and spitting......Do you know what the wee dirty basta.d said. Wait for it its a Fu..ING beauty.**** of yous lot its MA FU..ING **** a can do it whare i want.
His brother then ran over and kicked him in the balls and said not with ma ****in pants on you wont.. LAUGH well a wiz in stiches No with ma pants on ****ing magic what a punch line