funny quotes.

[jester707]

Funny Quotes.

I thought I?d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I ? he never reads any of mine (spike Milligan)

Outside of a dog, a book is a man?s best friend. Inside of a dog, it?s too dark to read.
I?ve had a perfectly wonderful evening?but this wasn?t it (Groucho Marks)

It?s funny isn?t it ? you stand in the middle of a Library and go aaaarrrgghhhh and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane and everybody joins in. (Tommy Cooper)

So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, can you give me a lift ? I said sure, you look great. The world?s your oyster, go for it (Tommy Cooper)

My mother said to me, ?if you are a soldier, you will become a general? ?if you are a monk, you will become the pope? instead, I was a painter and became Picasso (Pablo Picasso)