And im skimming my passage,anybody else doing something they dont really want to?And before you all start,i mean im plastering my walls by the way...
A Lovely sunny day...
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your all heart meaty,im burning my old skirting boards in the back yard tomorrow and im throwing some chops onto the fire so if anyone complains,my barbie got out of control a bit...Comment
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the fire i had the last week, the trash can was so hot when i put it out with hose pipe had boiling water out the bottom for 5 mins then was all cold, two hours later it started smoking again.
the beer bottle the polish naybour chucked over the wall, that was still bottle shaped, but just broke up when touched - expected it to have melted into a poodle of glass.
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is your polish neighbour well behaved meaty?I worked with a few poles in germany for a while,lovely blokes they were,they would drink and fight like demons all the working week,but they were always suited up and ready for church on a sunday...Comment
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He next door just grunts in the street, she dont grunt
surranded by them, as they no speak inglish dont get them banging on for door for stuff
If the whatever he is 2 doors up asks me about his fridge one more time he gets decked
when i'm in the street keep my VIP MEMBER" badge covered, so they dont know who there living next door to
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I broke out the whip & got my brother to run the lawnmower over my garden. Washed the car, a bit of shopping & made sure I got some funny looks.
There's something about a greying, long haired, grown adult... wearing cream 3/4 length shorts & a Hawaiian shirt.... that's blasting out death metal from the car that really gets peoples attention.
Did it before around a friends. Snooty area where people live off their maxed out credit cards. Similar clothing & music blasting out of my exec model car....only I also removed a set of golf bats from my boot..... The look on the neighbours face was hilarious.Canker
"Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
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knees like walnuts maca,ive been doing my passage floor prior to putting carpet,floorig and new skirts,great job for me 55th birthday....Comment
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cheers mate,ive just got in from work,laid a shed load of itchy under the joists and ive just started on me whisky now and its bloody lovely...Comment
its a right pain in the hole
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