I got home earlier to my wife screaming. "Where the **** have you been?! I've just found out that your gambling has lost us the house, our 3 year old daughter is being taken by social services, and my mother has been diagnosed with cancer and has only 6 months to live!"
"I've just picked up a Chicken Mayo for 99p"
the jester
"I've just picked up a Chicken Mayo for 99p"
the jester