What Part Of Your Body Would You Change?

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  • Mr Pumpy
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 1467
    #1

    What Part Of Your Body Would You Change?

    Come on you lot, fez up, if you had a chance what would you change about your body.
    Try to keep the cock references to a minimum.
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.
    Tags: body, change, part
    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158
      #2
      As above... Mines a burden m8


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        • Krypton
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 694
          #3
          nose.
          its just too wide
          thankyou for letting me get it off my chest.
          also my general bulk. just a bit too skinny
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            • thered
              V.I.P. Member
              • Aug 2008
              • 4915
              #4
              my arse there is a touch of the spanish bullfighter about it or j lo maybe god i feel great now

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                • Mr Pumpy
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 1467
                  #5
                  Personally i'd have liked to be a wee bit shorter. I'm 6ft 2in what with 25 years in the building trade, non stop bouncing about in a machine and 20 odd years riding push bikes my back is absolutely buggered.
                  I think if I wasnt so tall it wouldnt be so bad.

                  That is all.
                  I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                    • Mr Pumpy
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1467
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Krypton
                      nose.
                      its just too wide
                      thankyou for letting me get it off my chest.
                      also my general bulk. just a bit too skinny

                      Your nose is that wide its on your chest..... christ.
                      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                        • thered
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 4915
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                          Personally i'd have liked to be a wee bit shorter. I'm 6ft 2in what with 25 years in the building trade, non stop bouncing about in a machine and 20 odd years riding push bikes my back is absolutely buggered.
                          I think if I wasnt so tall it wouldnt be so bad.

                          That is all.
                          yes dwarf's have very few back problems and can also look up skirts

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                            • RedSpider
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2448
                              #8
                              i'ld change my eyes so i ain't gotta look at the missus
                              Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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                                • Mr Pumpy
                                  DK Veteran
                                  • Jan 2009
                                  • 1467
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RedSpider
                                  i'ld change my eyes so i ain't gotta look at the missus

                                  What you gonna change em to???? two bananas???
                                  I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                    • maca
                                      Mr. DK DJ
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 6310
                                      #10
                                      my arse its got a big crack in it

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                                        • RedSpider
                                          DK Veteran
                                          • Feb 2009
                                          • 2448
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                                          What you gonna change em to???? two bananas???
                                          i was thinking maybe a set of red running lights like a cylon from battlestar galactica
                                          Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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                                            • Mr Pumpy
                                              DK Veteran
                                              • Jan 2009
                                              • 1467
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by RedSpider
                                              i was thinking maybe a set of red running lights like a cylon from battlestar galactica

                                              cooooooool
                                              I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                                • RedSpider
                                                  DK Veteran
                                                  • Feb 2009
                                                  • 2448
                                                  #13
                                                  you knows it
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                                                    • Mr Pumpy
                                                      DK Veteran
                                                      • Jan 2009
                                                      • 1467
                                                      #14
                                                      Just thought of another...

                                                      It'd be nice to have a bit more hair, it doesnt bother me being bald like, but seen as we r changin stuff.

                                                      maybe the Leo Sayer look.
                                                      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                                        • bacardikim
                                                          Newbie
                                                          • Apr 2009
                                                          • 1
                                                          #15
                                                          id like to be taller

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