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  • zaphodbb
    DK Daddy PT
    • Jan 2009
    • 1083

    #1

    out of the mouths ...

    A Primary School teacher had twenty-six children in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by Primary School children. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


    1.
    Don't change horses

    until they stop running..

    2.
    Strike while the

    wasp is close.

    3.
    It's always darkest before

    Daylight Saving Time..

    4.
    Never underestimate the power of

    termites.

    5.
    You can lead a horse to water but

    How?

    6.
    Don't bite the hand that

    looks dirty.

    7.
    No news is

    impossible

    8.
    A miss is as good as a

    Mr.

    9.
    You can't teach an old dog new

    Maths

    10.
    If you lie down with dogs, you'll

    stink in the morning..

    11.
    Love all, trust

    me.

    12.
    The pen is mightier than the

    pigs.

    13.
    An idle mind is

    the best way to relax

    14.
    Where there's smoke there's

    pollution.

    15.
    Happy the bride who

    gets all the presents.

    16.
    A penny saved is

    not much.

    17.
    Two's company, three's

    the Musketeers.

    18.
    Don't put off till tomorrow what

    you put on to go to bed..

    19.
    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

    You have to blow your nose.

    20.
    There are none so blind as

    Stevie Wonder .

    21.
    Children should be seen and not

    spanked or grounded.

    22.
    If at first you don't succeed

    get new batteries.

    23.
    You get out of something only what you

    See in the picture on the box

    24.
    When the blind lead the blind

    get out of the way.

    25.
    A bird in the hand

    is going to poop on you..



    26.
    Better late than


    Pregnant
  • jasbo7
    V.I.P. Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 1432

    #2
    very good Zap made me smile

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    • berley
      V.I.P. Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 567

      #3
      some good ones there, i also liked 20 and 21

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