> >>THE LOVING HUSBAND
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> >>A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down,
> another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
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> >>"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
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> >>"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
> seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year,
> and not use it?"
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> >>He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
> come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been
> to together since we got married."
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> >>"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
> someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
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> >>The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."
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