Paddy and Murphy go to London..
Two Irishmen in London whilst looking for work were strolling down Oxford Street. After walking for a few minutes, Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of amazement on his face and says: 'Murphy, will you have a look at dat shop over dere, I tought that London was supposed to be expensive but dat shop is as cheap as chips!!'
Murphy says: 'Paddy you're right so you are, will you have a look at dat. Suits ?10.00, Shirts ?4.00, Trousers ?5.00, I tink dat we should buy the lot and take dem back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling dem dere clothes in Dublin so we would.'
Paddy says in agreement: 'Murphy dat is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure dat you have to pay taxes and duty on tings like that. The shop keeper will never let us have them if he thinks dat we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't.'
Murphy thinks and says: 'Paddy, I've got idea! You can do the best English
accent out of the pair of us. You go in dere and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish so he won't.' OK Murphy', agrees Paddy, 'I'll do the talking, you just stand dere and look English.'
So the two visitors go into the shop,where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Phil Mitchell impression; 'Awwwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle 'un Flutes',20 'Dickie Dirts' an 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'.' Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles, takes a look at Murphy as well then asks Paddy 'You're Irish aren't you?' Quite bemused, Paddy replies, 'Oh be'Jasus. Mary mother of Christ, if dat isn't me best English accent. How in God's name did you know dat we were Irish?'
'This is a Dry Cleaners mate'.
Murphy says: 'Paddy you're right so you are, will you have a look at dat. Suits ?10.00, Shirts ?4.00, Trousers ?5.00, I tink dat we should buy the lot and take dem back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling dem dere clothes in Dublin so we would.'
Paddy says in agreement: 'Murphy dat is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure dat you have to pay taxes and duty on tings like that. The shop keeper will never let us have them if he thinks dat we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't.'
Murphy thinks and says: 'Paddy, I've got idea! You can do the best English
accent out of the pair of us. You go in dere and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish so he won't.' OK Murphy', agrees Paddy, 'I'll do the talking, you just stand dere and look English.'
So the two visitors go into the shop,where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Phil Mitchell impression; 'Awwwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle 'un Flutes',20 'Dickie Dirts' an 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'.' Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles, takes a look at Murphy as well then asks Paddy 'You're Irish aren't you?' Quite bemused, Paddy replies, 'Oh be'Jasus. Mary mother of Christ, if dat isn't me best English accent. How in God's name did you know dat we were Irish?'
'This is a Dry Cleaners mate'.
