Scientific Proof that Exotic Cars Turn Women On!

[Devilfish]

A study commissioned by a phallically named insurance company proves beyond all doubt that the unbridled roar of an Italian supercar turns women on but the soft purr of a fuel-efficient econobox doesn't stimulate anyone's MPG-spot.

David Moxon subjected 40 men and women to the sounds of a Maserati, Lamborghini and Ferrari, then measured the amount of testosterone in their saliva. He found everyone had higher levels of the stuff -- a measure of their arousal -- after hearing the revving exotics, but the amount the women had was off the charts.

The econobox, however, left everyone colder than a January day in Nome.

The study was commissioned by the ultra-exclusive British insurer Hiscox (we swear we're not making this up), which was curious to know how people respond to high-end luxury cars. "We knew owners of luxury cars felt a connection with the sound of their vehicles," says Steve Langan, managing director of the insurance company. "We have now scientifically proven the physical attraction people feel when it comes to cars."

To test the theory that high-performance cars get people hot, Moxon had 40 men and women listen to recordings of the three Italian exotics and a Volkswagen Polo. Everyone had significantly more testosterone after hearing the exotics, and all of the women were turned on by the Maserati. The guys, on the other hand, were drawn to the Lamborghini.

?We saw significant peaks in the amount of testosterone in the body, particularly in women," Maxon says, noting that even women who said they had no interest in cars were turned on. "Testosterone is indicative of positive arousal in the human body so we can confidently conclude from the results out today that the roar of a luxury car engine actually does cause a primeval physiological response.?

As for the Polo? Everyone had less testosterone after listening to it. That means the acceleratus interruptus of a Prius going all-electric in traffic is automotive equivalent of skin flicks starring previous secretaries of state, despite General Motors' claim that nearly nine out of 10 women would rather talk to a guy in a hybrid than a Porsche.

[krazylegz]

hmmmmmmmmm think i need to win the euro tonight and get a lambo

[Dreamer]

oooooooohhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Krazy You're talking dirty too me. Is that allowed in the rules?

You should see what will happen if you let us actually drive em!!

[rsibiza]

Thats the reason why my best friend takes his Porsche into bedroom,and his wife has to stay in garage

[Meat-Head]

You should see what will happen if you let us actually drive em!!

~~~~in horrid things to drive, and see out of, sodding expensive.

A Mazerati dealer is just as UN helpful as a Reanult Dealer.

Ferrari, due to customer confadentallity (yeah whatever), not able
to give details, but somebody FAMOUS gave one away, it was clear
why, right pile of shit.

Astin Martin Vanquish, STOOPID idea, take the battery off, put it back on
then once you have done 32 'checks' you can drive it.

OH make sure you reprogramme the CLUTCH ECU, yes you heard, clutch
is a switch, electric motor works the clutch plate, no not joking.

OH watch the silly little 'cut out' button under the rear shelf, the reset button is under the rear seat.

Battery, behind the panel with umpteen screws in it.

Phooey

Sasho and Corsa'a rule.

[ruudvandan]

I drove my uncle's Porsche 911 once. It was crap. Yes it was fast, but that's it. Take the speed away and it's a horrible car

[manxspud]

Keep the lot of them poofs cars.

I had a Scorpio cosworth estate 1993 model, in 10yrs it passed every MOT
only thing i ever changed was the number plate bulb.

Sorry to say in 2005 some 12yr old tw@t took it for a spin (whilst i was asleep) and decided to use it as a bonfire.

F@@king still miss that car.

@manx

[trampjuice]

Nob cars

Where would you park it? It would be broken down and gone for spare parts in about 2 days if parked around here I live.

Had some 12 yr old kids taking my wheels off when I was still in the car, parked just outside my house a few weeks back! incredible.

Like an italian suit. Looks great and but tends to fall to bits I bet.

[Meat-Head]

I drove my uncle's Porsche 911 once. It was crap. Yes it was fast, but that's it. Take the speed away and it's a horrible car

Cool, did the cluch make a GRRRR noise when you had the clutch all the way down?

Oh 911 Turbo pointless trying to wheel spin them, err appartnly

What about the bit of wood in the foot well, looks crap .

Bently Turbo R, as long as it has the bird on the grill (makes judgement easier) there are awesome, just make sure you don't get confused where
the wiper stalk is*


Oh when you try to get to the dashbord fuse box, press the chrome button FIRST otherwise it damages the lock, apparntly
(radio fuse is in the boot if you need it)

Same brake pads as a ford granda oh two sets of capilers ont he front


*For those that don't know the gear lever is basisaclly another arm on the coloum, so from park to drive or reverse, VERY easy

[AvechuchoAxel]

You really HURT my feelings.....

I have a F430 Yellow bright pussy magnet car... I tought that all the Bit(#32 that jumped in my car was because of ME, my personality and my middle 40's good looking latino style.... Now you came up with this study and ruined my self esteem......... I just realized now that even if I look like a sweatty, fat red neck.... I will have LOTS of pussys jumping inside my car no matter what..... You really hurt me mate!!!! jajajajaj

[ecufix]

Shows you how wrong one can be , I thought women loved exotic cars because of the money that goes with it , learn something new everyday .

[ChelseaBun]

what's the point of a car gettin you all hot and worked up if there's no space inside it to do anything?

just a ~~~~ing tease if you ask me

[lagerland]

Thats conclusive then im getting a new lada............

[Meat-Head]

what's the point of a car gettin you all hot and worked up if there's no space inside it to do anything?

Not only that, no where to put anything, trackers, alarm boxes, cell phones etc etc

[AvechuchoAxel]

My pshychologist just recommended " pay you therapy bill, GO OUT AND HAVE FUN" !!!!!!!!