Things that make you go hmmmm?

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  • shady77
    Banned
    • Aug 2008
    • 982

    #1

    Things that make you go hmmmm?

    in additon to DF's thread heres one for stuff that confuses you

    where in the rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty is an egg?
    why aren't buildings called builts?
    why is scratching "help me" into your chest and answering the door to jehovas witnesses/mormons as they put it "depraved"?
  • Devilfish
    Administrator
    • Feb 2008
    • 7872

    #2
    Why do women ask you a question when they already know the answer?

    And why do they ask for your opinion?

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    • thered
      V.I.P. Member
      • Aug 2008
      • 4915

      #3
      would a fly without wings be called a walk?

      what does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

      if a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

      if god made everything who made him?

      how does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

      if you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height,
      what would happen?

      you know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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      • .: JaCkPoT :.
        Retired Sat TV Addict
        • Aug 2008
        • 5607

        #4
        Originally posted by thered
        you know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
        Good one that. But maybe the the weight, cost but then again it would save lives. Stingy air companies. From now im gonna fly on smart arse airlines. That will save my life

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