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26th March, 2010, 02:19 PM #1Top Poster +
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bed football
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "1 nil !"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "equaliser 1-1"
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 1-1. End of first half switch sides!!!"
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26th March, 2010, 02:20 PM #2DK Veteran
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That should land her in the shit.
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