STICK YOUR WORST JOKES UNDER HERE
my dogs got no nose !
HOW DOES HE SMELL ?
awful !
STICK YOUR WORST JOKES UNDER HERE
my dogs got no nose !
HOW DOES HE SMELL ?
awful !
Patient 'Doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains'
Doctor 'Pull yourself together@
(Q) What did they call Bambi after Thumper poked his eyes out ?
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(A) No - Eye - Deer
Where does Napolean keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bartender says Hey where did u get that?
parrot says Africa!!
so this guy wakes up one day his one of his eyes are blurry after washing his eye out several times and it not going away he decided to go to the doctor the at the clinic the doctor hands him a gown and says put that on ill be back in a min wen the doctor comes back frist this the doctor says is well frist thing you have to stop masturbating...........patent replys but doctor why???
doctor says well frist off im examing you!
Patient: Doctor, every time I touch my arm it hurts!
Doctor: well, don't touch it!
SLOWLY, OUR FREEDOM IS BEING ERASED.
SOON, WE WILL JUST BE A NUMBER.
IF WE DON'T FOLLOW, WE WILL BE ERASED.
man walks into bar .....howwwwwwwwww !!!! it was a iron bar
why did the irsih man wear two condoms ....ahhhhh to be sure ,to be sure
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Guy goes to the doctor with chronic bad breath. Doctor says `You`ve chronic halitosis` Patient `Is there anything I can do for it`. Doctor says `Get up at 4.30 tomorrow morning and go out into the countryside-find a field with cows in it -find a cowpat with the dew still on it- bring it home- cook it and eat it` Patient ` Will it cure my chronic halitosis` Doctor ` No but it will tone it down a bit` LOL
Last edited by patkins; 12th April, 2010 at 07:37 PM.
2 nuns in the bath one says to the other wears the soap the other nun says it does does'nt it..
Do you think I'm stupid ?
Yes.
Why?
You're not smart.
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
SOREASSASAUROUS
Whats the difference between a fellow coming out of confession and a fellow getting out of a bath? One has hope in his soul - The other has soap in his hole.
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