A dyslexic walks in to a bank and shouts '' Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fu(k up ''
What's hairy and has five fingers?
A thalidomide's armpit.
A pregnant woman goes to the doctors.
"Doctor, is my baby a thalidomide?'
"No, it's a healthy fully formed baby"
"You mean it's not a thalidomide! I've carried this around for 7 months & it's not a thalidomide!"
"That's awful. Why do you want a thalidomide baby?"
"I can't knit sleeves"
Canker
"Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
- The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells[COLOR=Green]
A dyslexic walks in to a bank and shouts '' Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fu(k up ''
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