Hi guys. Today is 13th October - today is 'Tracy Barlows' wedding anniversery:-
Lady came in today. Looked VERY much like Tracy Barlow, very pretty.
French car 2 faults - surprise surpise. One of them no win jobs - you KNOW you can't fix the fault.
Smacked the 'Skid-steer pressure controller' with a hammer and the light went out. Out of 100 a week of these that was NEVER happened.
Normally a pretty woman just stands in the way and mentioned her boyfriend 20 times per second. This one didn't
Anyway she was intelligent - she said that the Skid-steer pressure controller warning light' would come on after a week.
Anyway no point charging her - not worth time writing out receipt
she said - that could she buy 'Team Meat' their lunch - what would you have said:-
1) No thanks, love
2) I'll just just my VIP DK user name on a bussiness card
3) Just sucky-sucky if you want.
4) We have a communial MacDonalds staff card* we use
Really hope she comes back - looked at her cd player, was hoping
it played Baby Bird Your Gorgeous - no such luck.
* REMEMBER STRICT RULES ON DK ABOUT CARD SHARING
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Bloke comes in you know he has driven at least 6 miles - modern fuel injected automatic car:
So you jump in it, see it's an Autospastic, flick the key, brains on brakes, select reverse thrust, brake off, engine stalls - you think that's odd
park, re-light the after burner, drive in workshop.
The job is a fault finding job - over heating
1) The bloke speaks to words of Inglish "too dear" - that's it
2) You can't be arsed to work out what is wrong - thermostat or fan switch - it is pressureising - no oil in water/water in oil - so you
assume head gasket and water pump ok. Nukeing temp sender with blow torch 10 seconds fan runs.
Do you tell the bloke
a) thermostart and tempswitch MUST be changed in pairs?
b) it needs a tempswitch and thermostat?
c) lie and say the thermoswitch is duff as it should work fan instanly
with blow torch?
Anyway whilst you are working on it - start and stopping the engine, you VERY quickley work out it's the ignition switch is ~~~~ed 21 goes - stops everytime you let go of key - you hold in over and after a while it seems to be ok.
Do you:
a) Mention it to customer
b) Say nothing?
Next day customer comes back - first thing he says 'since you' car cuts out
Do you
1) Loose your cool
2) Tell him it did that anyway
"fan no working, you bastard we try one hour yesterday" - but it's not over heating either you rev the engine for 30 seconds - fan cuts in
Do you:-
1) Hold at 2000 rpm
2) Hold at 4000 rpm?
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You walk out of the store room to go into the office as it's nearly 12 mins since you last logged on onto DK - BUT the last customer is in the doorway of the office on the floor having somekind of ashma or eplipic attack - you quickley realise this guy has been here for at least 10 mins
Time is pressing on - you MUST log onto DK - this blokes now starting to dribble - what do you do
THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER FOR THIS ONE NOTHING ELSE WILL
DO - YOU HAVE NO CHOICE - YOU *HAVE* TO STEP OVER THE GUY TO GET TO THE COMPUTER - NO OTHER OPTION.
(WHEN you log off - you find the bloke has gone.)
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You have only space for one car inside overnight, but three cars out side what do you put inside:-
1) Sierrrrra Saffeire worth $1.50 the bill is $150
2) Shitroen Shasho only worth what some body will pay for it customer has wasted THOUSANDS on it been feautred on www.barryboys.co.uk
50 times this week- warranty job - no charge
3) Honda Civic Type R worth $2000 the bill $15.00 CASH and 1oz of weed
Which do you put inside?
Thanks guys
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