TESCO SH*THEADS

**Meat-Head** · 21st November, 2013, 08:11 PM

Thanks Tesco.com

Your model 'Huui' tablet thing is just frozen on the boot logo in store demo

the alchol i got earlier, on the serve it yourself till, flagged up 'age restricted' the bitch running the stall didn't even ask me if i'm of the correct age, let alone to prove it, bitch. *INSULTED* She just clicked it off.

**rds60h** · 22nd November, 2013, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by Meat-Head

Thanks Tesco.com

Your model 'Huui' tablet thing is just frozen on the boot logo in store demo

the alchol i got earlier, on the serve it yourself till, flagged up 'age restricted' the bitch running the stall didn't even ask me if i'm of the correct age, let alone to prove it, bitch. *INSULTED* She just clicked it off.

The fact you even know about Bilko is a bit of a clue you silly old sod !!

**Meat-Head** · 22nd November, 2013, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by rds60h

The fact you even know about Bilko is a bit of a clue you silly old sod !!

My siggy was changed by a moderator (of course they all deny it) to a black and wite version pierre therion donated a color verson

**Meat-Head** · 23rd November, 2013, 05:05 PM

THANKS TESCO

Went to buy nothing more than a bottle of milk.

Whilst in there you had on a small shelf what looks like IMPORTRED products from Emerica beef jerky, oreeos pretsals M&M

Any way you had some of these 'Lucky Charms' BRILLANT get to try some, but jess EXPENSIVE ?1.50 for a GOBFULL. If they was cheaper would have cleared the shelf, stop the Polish doing them

Code:

Lucky Charms: On sale in Tesco, GM cereal that makes children hyperactive | Mail Online

Then next shelf reduced to cleat ?1 HDMI connectors well worth having at home, each one has a security tag, though great theres a thread about that on DK

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...lothes-179929/

Get to the pay up diy thing which kept shouting for help every 2 seconds, the woman then spots "SECURITY TAG" on the screen and takes the tags off, thanks for that i'll remember that next time theres a whilwind in town and your trollys are in the parking lot.

Oh came out like ?10.50 lighter.

**Meat-Head** · 26th November, 2013, 07:46 PM

lucky charms what aload of crap, just made the day go slower and the pot was so full no space to put any milk in.

**Meat-Head** · 4th December, 2013, 11:58 PM

ADVERTISEMENT:-

"Ready stale bread" on offer today

"Go mouldy at home" fruit is now overpriced in thime for xmas

You will also find in the "Reduced To Clear" isle theres not much discount for items that expire at midnight.

Thank you for listen, enjoy Queing.

**Meat-Head** · 5th January, 2014, 12:43 PM

Err *COUGH* *COUGH* HINT HINT

Code:

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http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...leaner-343707/

**tornado** · 5th January, 2014, 08:04 PM

I had to do 120mile round trip for some onions and by time i got back we had had enough in the end they went funny but as for tesco the one near where im working well 45 miles away then there is one 17 miles more but the one near is to dear so we drive the extra miles,what i dont get is how come things dont cost the same in them both

**Meat-Head** · 5th January, 2014, 08:10 PM

Just use tesco.com. Let them deliver?

**Meat-Head** · 14th January, 2014, 11:29 PM

(Code) Motorists baffled by Tesco car park blocked off by bollards in Hall Green, Birmingham | Metro News (/hate iShit)

**Meat-Head** · 30th January, 2014, 10:01 PM

WTF IS "THE CITY KITCHEN THAI COCONUT CHICKEN"

For those unaware, but VIP DK Memebers are NOT alloud to throw food away that is fit for human consumption.

For those Mods/Admin reading, my grounds were it was NOT fit for human consumption, tasted like dishwater, even after nuking in microwave.

Apart from 'Twigletts' as an Adult/VIP member, no matter how bad that taste i have ALWAYS ate it all, or at least tried to.
This stuff is foul, is that what killed Dudley Moore?

Would have left it for some Polish person to purchase if had known what it tasted like.

One unhappy rule bending Meat.

**Meat-Head** · 16th February, 2014, 03:43 PM

Found how tesco stop trolley been stolen as handle sharper than a samurai sword

**Meat-Head** · 16th February, 2014, 09:57 PM

CONGIRMED

Tesco lucky charms the gm food imported from emerica all it does is slow time doen
no promised giddy effects just the ENTIRE day goes slower no matter what your doing