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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Sheesh would have thought you were better organised by now digging old threads up
    I can't be bothered to be better organised why should newbies have all the none digging fun
    Far to busy today wondering why belly button fluff is always blue or pink
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    Hopefully he'll also have a new 'owner' on Friday
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    Hopefully he'll also have a new 'owner' on Friday
    Will have to starve with new owner corby....
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    Hopefully he'll also have a new 'owner' on Friday
    Intresting to know what brand of cat nosh it gets fed on, taxpayers money etc etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    Hopefully he'll also have a new 'owner' on Friday
    In your dreams sunshine..

    Conservative will win

    If labour do win, at least the cat will have something to eat..

    Breaking News!

    Corbyn to ban the killing of rats - Offers rats free housing and benefits..
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    Tessie to get a free house and benefits then? She needs a nice padded cell.
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    The new cat is to be named Arlene from what I hear
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    New cat?

    has the last one been lost or stolen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    New cat?

    has the last one been lost or stolen?
    After much monitoring of the current cat's internet service surfing habits it was discovered that the current cat failed to vote for the Tessie party. As such it is now food exempt and sacked. Rumor has it that Gove has been employed to take over the place of the cat, given that the cat has more credibility than the Tessie party cabinet combined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    The new cat is to be named Arlene from what I hear
    Going to be a member of a new dance group call cats people maybe ?
    or
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlene_Foster
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    Default Downing Street to get new cat

    They cant even get healthcare reformation passed, Im betting that if they get a tax plan passed, it will look super different than its current form.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    New cat?

    has the last one been lost or stolen?
    I can confirm we have been told that Humphrey sadly died a Downing Street spokesman said, but did you know the Downing Street cat's new collar hints at red, white and mew for Brexit ...
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    Cat has quit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Cat has quit
    FFS meatfarts, ive just read the whole thread and then got to you and realised you dragged up an old post..

    thanks for that, i will never get that time back (N)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalipo View Post
    FFS meatfarts, ive just read the whole thread and then got to you and realised you dragged up an old post.. )
    Well go start thread in conspiracy section. “Do you ever get de ja vous”

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