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Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....
Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
lousy drive is going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on
its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people
that broke my window?'
'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see e, I'm
a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And
now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your
homes will always be safe from
fire, burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
haven't been with a woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey,
you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind,
but what about you, honey?'
You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband.
I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where
they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly
into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.
' NO S***.' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and
you both still believe in genies?'
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when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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