Christmas. Jesus, God, Santa

**BobbyX** · 24th December, 2008, 12:40 PM

Jesus Christ, son of God. Born. Died. Resurrected. Dead again?
Or does he live on? Is he Santa Claus? They do both have beards.
Or perhaps God himself is Santa Claus. Again with the beard. This time it's a big white beard.
Santa Claus - Father Christmas - father of christmas - father of christ.

I'm convinced. What about you?

Please note that any effort to debunk this theory would mean that you are a sad, pathetic, lonely little man and probably gay.

**shady77** · 24th December, 2008, 12:42 PM

yes jesus grew up to be santa
go in chatbox fool

**shank** · 26th December, 2008, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyX

Jesus Christ, son of God. Born. Died. Resurrected. Dead again?
Or does he live on? Is he Santa Claus? They do both have beards.
Or perhaps God himself is Santa Claus. Again with the beard. This time it's a big white beard.
Santa Claus - Father Christmas - father of christmas - father of christ.

I'm convinced. What about you?

Makes more sense than the bible.

You've got my vote!

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**shady77** · 5th January, 2009, 08:55 PM

what an annoying little man he was!

**marvo** · 24th January, 2009, 04:02 PM

someone made us. Unless, no one made us

**Lanxman** · 24th January, 2009, 04:02 PM

my mum and dad made me!

**marvo** · 29th January, 2009, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Lanxman

my mum and dad made me!

"Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.
And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on,
While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on."

**marvo** · 29th January, 2009, 06:56 PM

or is it "turtles all the way down"

**C64** · 29th January, 2009, 07:41 PM

Yes, Turtles with elephants on their backs!

**jasbo7** · 30th January, 2009, 07:32 PM

answer this: what came first the chicken or the hen
obviously God made the hen so.......

**thered** · 30th January, 2009, 07:53 PM

who made god

**thered** · 30th January, 2009, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Lanxman

my mum and dad made me!

i think you will find your mam was there but your dad wasnt lanx you are the son of a very short kind of squashed milkman

**marvo** · 2nd February, 2009, 06:42 PM

thats it,, all the way,, "Ook" said the librarian

**RedSpider** · 4th February, 2009, 11:30 PM

i made god. i made him and i will destroy him.
cheeky so and so wants to learn his place. how dare he try to step on me.
u r my bitch, god. MYYYYY BIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!

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