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    Woman keeps 'alien' in fridge | The Sun |News

    A RUSSIAN woman has sparked an alien investigation after claiming she had an extra-terrestrial in her FRIDGE.
    Marta Yegorovnam told boffins she found the weird creature two years ago and has been keeping it in her chiller ever since.

    She claims to have discovered the strange being in a "crash site" after hearing a loud bang outside her home in Petrozavodsk, western Russia, and rushing outside.

    Marta says she found a flaming wreckage and crumpled metal which was unbearably hot with the "alien" nearby.

    She also reported that it had been in a spacesuit when she first clapped eyes on it.
    Marta says she has managed to keep the creature perfectly preserved by wrapping it in plastic and putting it in her fridge-freezer.

    People who have seen pictures of the "alien" have likened it to Jabba The Hutt from the Star Wars films and Slimer from Ghostbusters.
    Others have claimed the bizarre find is simply a rotting vegetable, which looks remarkably other-worldly.

    But incredibly the Karelian Academy of Science in Petrozavodsk is now investigating Marta's story.

    UFO expert Michael Cohen said: "This could be an elaborate hoax, however the possibility that this might be a genuine alien should not be discounted.

    "Russia is a hotbed of UFO activity and possible alien craft has been tracked by both military and civilian agencies.

    "In all likelihood most alien beings would look strange to us, much like this specimen."
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    INTREASTING:-

    Noticed that with Tesco Cheese - it just mutates and goes all funnt after a week

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    Damn you beat me to it, i seen this in the Metro on the way to work this morning thought to myself 'ooh first thread for me in DK's ufo section'. Lol.

    It looks between a mutant plant/ tree trunk/ mouldy ass cheese .

    Also this so called alien has lasted well in a fridge for two years, they should have said freezer.... Then maybe someone would have believed it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by garry1312 View Post

    Also this so called alien has lasted well in a fridge for two years, they should have said freezer.... Then maybe someone would have believed it.
    Do you mean it isn't real

    it looks like a strangle cod
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    That is exactly what I am saying .

    Put it this way if a real alien had been found it would be all over the news worldwide, we would not be able to change TV channels without it being on every channel.

    It looks like a rotten watermelon that has been carved at some point like a pumpkin.


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    Must be true, it's in the Sun.

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    hehehe...very funny with the pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by nara View Post

    See,the ~~~~er bit off more of that cheese cracker than he could handle !!!

    BTW,what's he doing here? Still looking for Meaty after he clocked the dash on the ship !!!

    Lost all his air miles !!!

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    She should have put it in the freezer every self respecting alien collector nos they go off in the fridge after 2 weeks..............
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    i put a chicken in the freezer last night got up this morning and it was dead.............................yea i know i told it before but this chicken could talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnner View Post
    Still looking for Meaty after he clocked the dash on the ship !!! Lost all his air miles !!!
    Problem is because the door is ajar (hear that key in chime thing) - the battery is going to be flat - when Justy22 comes along with his B&Q ?5 jump leads that's where the problems will start.

    Just more concerned about the grass jambing the HDI regulator up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Problem is because the door is ajar (hear that key in chime thing) - the battery is going to be flat - when Justy22 comes along with his B&Q ?5 jump leads that's where the problems will start.

    Just more concerned about the grass jambing the HDI regulator up.

    Meat.
    I've just heard off the grapevine that a young gentlemen has won who wants to be a millionaire in Zimbabwe. Paid by Zimbabwe dollars. I feel happy for this person and the establishment from which he can now purchase a loaf of bread and can feed himself for 1 hour .

    As for the alien this person must not have any friends. Simple fact, you go round to your mates house.. how long would it take for you to check whats in the fridge?? i'd say the second visit.. 2 years get lost.. its a dead poodle.
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