Do Commuter Bicyclists Make You Crazy?

[garry1312]

here here crack said cyclist, followed by tasering once down, followed by removal of cycle clips.

They really should sit back and leave it to DK members to create laws

[Meat-Head]

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Take one of them women things with a pram, great if your walking through town and in a rush, beyond that cyclist normally slow down

[garry1312]

don't get me started on tramps with prams. Going to work yesterday morning tramp with pram and her collection of kids all hand in hand in a line taking up the full path.

[Meat-Head]

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Disadvantage of using a stolen bicycle is the report button is disabled, so when the Tawt cut me up at lunch, managed to catch him up at next junction and level with his window blocking his view, then out on main road before he did, held in middle of road to stop him going round the outside round the outside.

If he had stopped, would have just forwarded a link to you tuba- Jo Dolche

[garry1312]

walking to work this morning crazy biatch cyclist almost collided with me. There I was crossing the road, wee green man flashing and there she was running a red light

[Meat-Head]

That's against DK rules, same time tommorow take your brolly, convert her spokes to open plan

[garry1312]

This morning 3 cyclists ran a red light. These were temporary road lights, seems they don't apply to cyclists.. Well going by these 3 clowns actions.

[gopher7]

Cyclists are not allowed to stop at Red lights, it's a new law....

[GastonJ]

Cyclists are not allowed to stop at Red lights, it's a new law....

Should be, at least then there'd be less of them and more truck bonnet or wheel ornaments.

[Meat-Head]

Should be, at least then there'd be less of them and more truck bonnet or wheel ornaments.

Err excuse me, if you read the "DK rules and regulations for VIP Members"

Volume 72, chaper 58, page 1051, subsection 346, clause IIIB it clearly states.

"VIP Members ONLY are entitled to pull out on busy roundabouts, whilst cycling, no matter how big or ssmall approaching
vechiles are"

Yes I have and do excersise my right to do this, more than one occasion.

[GastonJ]

and Volume 72, chaper 58, page 1051, subsection 346, clause IIIC it clearly states.

"VIP Members driving cars may squish any member using Volume 72, chaper 58, page 1051, subsection 346, clause IIIB if they pull out on them at busy roundabouts and will be provided with extra rep points for every broken part, 1 for an arm or leg and 5 for running over the head and improving the IQ of said cyclist"

[Meat-Head]

and Volume 72, chaper 58, page 1051, subsection 346, clause IIIC it clearly states.

True, but the "VIP Members Suppliment" - just below the paragraph about imganary friends and above the bit about imagary pets or unwanted weird friends, it does say:-

ANY VIP member caught posting about clause IIIC may get slapped around the face with a wet fish, called wanda.

[GastonJ]

And below that is the jeopardy clause, which states that if another member mentions the unmentionable clause, then the first member gets pardoned and the last member to mention it gets baitch slapped 1000 times with said fish's tail, after which they must undertake a bus, while riding a cycle, while the bus is turning left - just as cyclists do normally

[Meat-Head]

That happened here in M/C beginning of the year, bus converted cyclist head to open plan, BUSY time of day not nobody uploaded to heavy-r

[Meat-Head]

So this morning going to Work on my stolen bicycle, comes up behind this bloke. No idea who he is but he's a knob on his 3 speed cycle, middle of the road, drops a gear gives it large, goes past him, seconds later heard CLINK CLINK CLINK approaching fast, so let him over take me, Wasnt in a hurry, but made him think that.

Oh this is also the guy who's dawg I nearly let onto railway line with train coming should have tied it to a tree or something