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    WTF are you on meaty ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by maca View Post
    WTF are you on meaty ??
    Sorry cant tell you that because it was stolen, all features removed
    O/E tires swapped for aftermarket

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    So this morning nearly got cleaned up by a DATD Dumb ass taxi driver, how would one explained bicycle damage, as its a hot one!

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    Was ths you meaty?



    Obviously cyclists are safe road users
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....


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    Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

    " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    Was ths
    OFF TOOIC

    Somebidy been playing at YouTube won't play.

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    No my stolen cycle is better disguised

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    OFF TOOIC

    Somebidy been playing at YouTube won't play.

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    No my stolen cycle is better disguised
    It was disguised as a Lada?

    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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    ON TOPIC:-

    was cycling to work this morning, not fully awake
    stepped off the sidewalk and instantly got a flash of blue, followed by the feeling
    of something shaped like a Mazda door mirror under my off side armpit .

    this then was followed by what can only be described as "door mirror
    cover impacting ground" noise.

    bloke wound down window asked if ok, said yes whilst was busy cclipping on
    his mirror cover, glass intact, he didnt ask for DK or Twitter user name, so just
    jumped back on stolen cycle, gave it large all the way to work.

    already Tweeted the manufacture and said thanksssss

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MeatHead_...9490619392?p=v

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    On topic:-


    was on way to work on stolen cycle II when got overtook
    by some donkey in a @forduk #focus real close, no space man.


    next junction, managed to out accelrate and cut up, got in front, held him back, riding in middle of road
    he after 3 streets over took, wheel spinning and gave more room #result

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    Cyclists can be super annoying! Like...if I'm 1 inch in the bike lane, then they ring their stupid bell. But they don't give a f*** when biking through the pedestrian areas

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    No mate, dk members shiuld not drive in cycle lane.

    gyclists 9/10 will slow down for peasants, peasants with push chairs, just ram there way through

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    Dont think anything in the rules about using threads
    for logging stuff?

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    ON TOPIC:-

    Was riding my stolen bicycle to b&q via the main route through town, spotts a gap, in traffic, cuts in front of an @audiuk
    #a4 or sonething, might even been a merc, no idea, so she then overtakes me when tiny gap appered
    lots of kickdown noises, autobox noises & engine reving noises.

    so cuts in front of her, because the traffic heavy-r she cant over take, lots of horn noises
    didnt even bother to look round, she winds her window down and

    shouts "#THINK BIKE". Ugh only cut her up because no need to make lots of
    #epicycle gear noises!

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    Tonight, riding my stolen bicycle to tesco, to get
    salt for somebody elses dishwasher, cycling along impatient
    bmw drivers zipps past very close, catchez him up at the lightd
    cuts infront, light green, carry on.

    he undertakes, cuts infront, he then stuck
    at turnpike, manages to cut him up & upset him again
    slow down E46 drivers

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    Cycles faster than an E46, still what isn't
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....


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