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    Surely you mean E45 its a good cream for cuts and bumps
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    Tires in stolen bike a bit blunt, so cutting in traffic, back end decides to go "har har this away", front end goes
    "har har thatta way"

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    So just now come round bend on one way street, jo le taxi doing 96 dozen point turn, goes roubd the outside
    took note of color & company

    rings "Dickhead Cabs" to complain, explianed was on my stolen bicycle
    and good job, asked them to tell the driver hes a pr**k and guy slammed the phone down!

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    No but could if known hit his drivers door & head butted him.

    but what would happen if anybody found out bicycle stolen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    but what would happen if anybody found out bicycle stolen?
    You'd have been congratulated for keeping a lemming off the road
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    Eh what do you mean? Jo le taxi looked more like a chipmunk

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    there not as bad a cycle clubs out for a ride ,riding three abreast and wont pull over,,

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    ON TOPIC:-

    DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT HOOT YOUR HORN
    OR REV YOUR ENGINE AT A VIP DK MEMBER WHEN
    THEY ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING WHILST CYCLING HOME.

    WHEN A VIP DK MEMBER APPROCHES YOU ON THEIR BICYLE YOU DO NOT
    FIRE OBSENITIES AT THEM.

    CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS, POSSABILITY, BUT NOT EVERYTIME
    WHAT HAPPENS?

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    Great, why didnt anybody point this out?

    [quote]
    ADDITIONAL RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR VIP MEMBERS

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    SUBSECTION 596:-

    Paragraph 156c

    VIP members ARE entitled to play 'chicken' when they have the right of way
    whilst riding a stolen cycle to work [\quote]

    great, extra points if they crash

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    Yeah having right way is always protection against being squished by a truck and becoming an integral part of the road surface .... not. As the other sort of biker I find it much better to stop, live and be able to shout abuse at the ckers instead of getting severely squished.
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    Ahhh you have recovered from your Gas

    Meaty Have you seen the sub section 596(d) VIP members get automatic double life insurance on their pet tortoise whilst on bike.
    596(j) VIP members get half price double flowers on accident causing death or first dibs on second hand Panzer parts to repair damaged limbs if not killed out right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ifred View Post
    VIP members get half price double flowers on accident causing death
    After being squished they'll be needing self raising flour
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    ON TOPIC:-

    yesterday after lunch going back on my stolen cycle, certain company lorry
    wanting to turn right, he didnt have his trafficators up, neither did i.

    he hooted his horn and gesticulated with his hand, i gestulated back
    and shouted if he had trafficated, i would.

    So i just rung the company they record the calls for
    "training or legal purposes" so thought best not say stolen bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wvwaterrat View Post
    I've been a commuting by bicycle year-round for over two years now. It's become quite apparent that the presence of a bicycle being ridden on the road evokes strong a emotional response from many motor vehicle drivers.

    I was just wondering if anyone here had any thoughts that they would share on this topic.

    Positive - or Negative -
    used to ride my bike all over the place when I was a kid, but today I think cyclists are complete and utter curnts....mostly bearded, lentil-eating fartsucking selfseeking twots, a good hiding from a lorry is the least they deserve.

 

 
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