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    paddy and mick are trying to estimate the hieght of a flag pole when a builder walks by and says that's easy.
    he unbolts it lays it flat and measures it.
    paddy says to mick
    "thick twat we wanted the hieght not the fcuking length!!"

    when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantona7 View Post
    paddy and mick are trying to estimate the hieght of a flag pole when a builder walks by and says that's easy.
    he unbolts it lays it flat and measures it.
    paddy says to mick
    "thick twat we wanted the hieght not the fcuking length!!"
    brill m8 love the paddy jokes

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    Hehehe i love the silly jokes the best.Good one m8

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    Good one mate.

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    Don't get it ? , All the best Paddy !

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    Paddy goes to the Docs with a sore arse

    the Doc says bend over and I'll have a look

    he pulls a wad of notes out

    Paddy asks what that was and the Doc says 1900 quid

    Paddy says I knew I did'nt feel 2 grand


    Go on laugh you know you want to

 

 

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