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    or me dressed as his aunt

    'wwwooooo yer wee ~~~~er... im gannae smash a lorry up yer arse '
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    Quote Originally Posted by maca58 View Post
    no it wasnt your aunt it was your mind telling you it was your aunt
    probably.had a few lucky escapes in my time,5yr old 1960 hit by a fire engine,no sirene in those days,bus involved again,i ran out behind it,but that i cant remember actualy being hit,knocked 20 ft in air in comma for 3 weeks,1970 hit by a sandstone house at 40 mph on a bike,well other way around,i was going down big hill feet going 10 to the dozen,got to bottom bike would not turn,so house came at me,lost all the skin to my face had to wear a mask for 3 months,brake lever went up through my lip and up nostril.got barred from cafes etc.1971 on my honda 50.got hit by mini,ankle was smashed through skin,that was sore.1990.slating a roof slipped and fell 30 feet,landed on my feet,but rest of body kept on going.dont have any arch in feet,dont have any ankle bones or heel on left foot,both are like a peice of lava rock.still got metal plates in hip and right ankle,so when i die going to scrap yard,,.would love to go through airport metal detector see what happens.,thats my life story.

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    is your nickname lucky by any chance

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    Quote Originally Posted by maca58 View Post
    is your nickname lucky by any chance
    ( that ) or there is a god.but more careful now,at 57 dont think body could cope.

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    You don't have to go through airport where you come from Ray your next to the ufo hotspot Bonnybridge. Just dial hello hello is there anybody out there.

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    I saw a ghost once

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    I once opened my mouth so wide that my head turned inside out.

    explain that one.

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    haha.. cheers for the laughs!

    Stuck at work atm.

    Newcastle to finish 4th - See, im not mental. ha.

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    This cant be fair all you lot meeting dead people,out of all the people i no that have died i never seen one of them .............

    Must take more hallucinogens..............
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady View Post
    You're all ~~~~ing crazy
    With all due fairness, it sounds plausible that the OP is "seeing" these sort of things. People with sleep paralysis can "see" things like demons near their beds etc.... but it's all in the head

    I can imagine it would actually be quite scary to get sleep paralysis. I don't believe that the OP has a gift or is cursed however

    It's not ghosts that people see, who have sleep paralysis but something that the mind makes

    Lots of people with sleep paralysis will have similar accounts

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    sleep paralysis is made up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady View Post
    sleep paralysis is made up
    Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious

    Sleep paralysis

    The stories of people who have it, are very similar. You can't deny that it's not real when the people who have it tell very similar stories, without even knowing what it is and without knowing any one else with it

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    alien abduction stories are all similiar too.. guess they must be real too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady View Post
    alien abduction stories are all similiar too.. guess they must be real too
    It's very different when there's been lots of scientific research behind this. If it wasn't real, it would not be in the NHS's interest to invest money in to helping patients with this. It would be pointless, and a waste of money

    The NHS regularly have to justify why they're spending x on y. If it wasn't real, the NHS wouldn't have been given funding for it

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    theres no scientific proof that smoking causes cancer, and yet nhs spend money saying there is...
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