DOUGALMCD (17th May, 2016)
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DOUGALMCD (17th May, 2016)
Yeah I worked it out that's the average price for changing bulb.
Meat-Head (17th May, 2016)
Tonight, quick check of #ebay, couple of tweets, bit of ~~~~, tuna sarnys for tea, play with mysrlf
in the garden, then @tesco
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Slight change of plan, ~~~~, tuna, tweet, ebay.
went to put mobility scooter away, noticed another trolly, unwanted weird friend
collecting them, so dragged it out, put some sheves in
looks cool.
unwanted weird friend replyed to my text, 24 hrs larer
"need to get you a hobby" #weirdo
off to @tesco before it rains
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight, tweeting obsenities to @parcelforce & @esgglass
then speaking to unwanted weird friend, about a curcuit board, going to give hime
one out of something else.
tesco, tea, now playing with myself
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Sorry this is for last nite.
removed a cat 2-1 car alarm for a naybour using 1 phillips screwdriver & 1 led keyring torch
then took 2 supermarket trollys to unwanted weurd friend
door open, he not there.
went back to get 2 oil drums & piece of wood,
naybour collerrd me on way out, got some junk for garden from b&q
back to unwanted weurd friend, stroke of luck, he had gone out by then
left the 2 oil drums on his door step, nicked something out his garden
then went looking for #parcelfarce depot for t' mirning.
now, just drinking cup of tea, looks like rain, but ok, like weak tea.
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Went to unwanted weird friend, we made 6 cyclinder turbo diesel engine noises,
frog noises, gnome noises, justin beiver noises, got his new frame out
then made it errrct, all over the road.
cut few weads, he now says i5hit (dk naughty wird filter)
went home on my stolen bucycle, played with myself , some nice
strong clamps, bit of white sticky stuff, few nails
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight at the Labotmy clinic 3 month go, lost internet at home
need to fix when kids in street gone, connector gone bad
then get some teak oil, or if cheaper engine oil. Preserve some wood
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight be mixing 1/3 teak oil 1/3 pretend creosote 1/3 fence paint to preserve some wood
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight, its raining, so cant play with myself out side
quick snooze & few tweets, then play with some stolen car parts
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight, in eat tea, pig burger in a bun butter & thousand islands dressing.
then outside, think of besutiful south, dont look left, dont look right, , carry on reguardless
then move it, need to test stolen water boiler on extenshion cord & hose oipe
if works great
if nit thriugh front window of @smmt or @the_imi
need to paint with poundland paint washing machine & upliad to ebay
Screaming dustbin lids outside so might burn some rubbish yet
#black smoke
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1) pouring some more poundland weed killer in the 3/8" 10mm hole i drilled this morning
In somebody elses triffid
2) admiring my K6 & trying to decide if should make
the top stand out and say i is black
3) going to see unwanted weird friend
Will be taking todays weird presant, slightly more than ?1
but the weirdness level is 3/10 so worth it
?1.60 1/litre of GOATS milk from @tesco
4) sleeping like a log, was out 8:15am cutting down
Somebody elses triffid
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Yea....
Was g00gling for "triffid" ...gave up ...
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection
Meat-Head (3rd June, 2016)
Forum server i5hut & internet fail all at onvdeOriginally Posted by rideon;2778737
Was a film, metorites in the sky, bright lights
next morning everybody blind, excect kids that were in bed
and bloke who had his eyes covered for medical reasons.
then all the plants grew 2 meters high, could walk & eat people.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Triffids
UPDATE FROM LAST NIGHT:-
gets in, internet gone down, no dk, unable to Tweet obsenitues.
bit of luck, unwanted weird friend was out, went to see if he
was down with "Terry & June", nope
then just as leaving the premisus, he comes back.
bugger-roo.
MORNING UPDATE
INTERNET just gone off again, cut & paste this later
11am off to poundland
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rideon (31st May, 2016)
Right internet seems fuxed, got my mate vic to hold the ladder
the f-connector was loose, seems ok now
tonight, looked at pirn on net, now off to play wuthmyself in garage
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