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    UPDATE:-

    got in from work knackered, was just laying on my bed having a
    wa, wan, err wishfull thinking of the *HOT* bird from the parts deptment

    when cell phone rung, probation officer, where are you.

    oops, if you Tweeted i would have been there.

    the lady was ever so thoughtful & asked reception to ring me,
    it was either their fault or something happened.

    not going back untill seltember 25, because the price has
    gone UP AGAIN, sheesh, not like any hassle.

    bend me, shape me, anyway you want me.

    now eating tea, then off to cut puece of metal

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    No need for you to visit probation Meat you can claim insanity can be verified and accredited by Most DK'ers
    Your delusions are getting the better of you Hot parts bird has banned her image from your wet dreams!
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    Still the byrd thats "worth a damm good dicking" from other parts place

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    UPDATE:-

    Vic was holding the bit of 50x50 angle iron, got my ?20
    Netto angle grinder, he is holding it, i'm cutting, next thing it swings round, takes lump out the cinder block wall
    then lands on my foot missing the steel toe cap. Looks up to see Vic Tweeting obsenities.

    now going to tesco to get chocolate and beer.

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    Tonight, got this other piece of door cut up into sheets

    going round to get nosher to bend the edges to 90 degreees
    he will just use his teeth, 30" wide, fits great

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    Tonight, might get busy with a wire brush but

    MUST MUST MUST

    call back cell phone company
    call energy company
    if still there cctv onto disc

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    Right, UPDATE

    Rung cell phone company, abdul in poland, ffs thought it was empty

    meant to be ingkish call centers, find out when ibdaibs in hed ring then

    rung edf energy, moaned at them


    Still not put that cctv on disc, hey ho.

    BUT did go past tge theifs hoose, on way back he just parking his car
    great he IS short lije tge tealeaf, but before got chance to speak
    some old biddy collared him about an offer on at b&q

    ate my pig and chips, see a WELL HOT byrd in town, but wrong software
    damm polish again

    just drinking ale that has bbe 2007 date on it.

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    I wake up and eat choco pillows, at about 10 am i will eat some pig sandwiches.. at 12 my t'other half will go to party with son to party.. i will chill for little bit and then go to friend who wants to build new shed.

    $%$% i suprvise and watch.. give som idea and drink beer..

    at night i will drink some beer and eat..
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    Kalipo., thought you would be digging water meter up in ss uniform

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    Tonight, singing do wah didyy, dum diddy day.

    just not sure about the feet shullfing bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Kalipo., thought you would be digging water meter up in ss uniform

    Hi, not allowed to dig water meter up in ss uniform. not allowed to use ss images and propaganda on this forum..


    Funny, because leftie feminists fight for womens rights yet want to be supressed by a certain religion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalipo View Post
    not allowed to use ss images and propaganda on this forum..

    Oh, didnt get that information, you got link to the thread please?

    TONIGHT:-

    playing with myself or sleeping. Still not got any welding done yet

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    Stalking this is great

    ADVERTISEMENT

    http://m.uk.numreport.com/

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    Been to see terry and june, weird friend didnt want.

    been falling asleep all weekend, now buzzing.

    now smell like petrol pump attendant

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    1) watching this from 8:09 as my ishit crashed
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQtQenmz7io

    2) ringing local water company and moaning like
    Victor Meldrew

    3) emailing pc plod like Victor Meldrew & Homer Simpson

    4) then eating tea

    5) then playing with myself in the garden

    6) not nescallerg in that order

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