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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
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    waiting for darkness, the polack who parked so it was VERY hard to get in my
    gate post will find a flat tire to change, theres a no park zone for a reason buffy
    Why not weld gatepost to outside of polack car with note on windscreen "please park outside gatepost next time"
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    Great idea but the pollack pished off before could let his tire down.

    ON TOPIC:-

    tonight, hoping fat unemployed friend can help
    me with a problem with one of my nuts, it won't come
    off the main body, tried usual angle grinder key as you do.
    even leaned funny on it and whacked it with a hammer.

    i held my button in and whacked it very hard many times up
    a handy 205 litre oil drum, used some UB40 on it, got the
    angle grinder key again with a bit of steel water pipe, still solid.

    so had no choice but to use 4/1/2" (115mm) grinder instead but
    one sheet one disc, at least 9" (230mm) cut plenty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Great idea but the pollack pished off before could let his tire down.

    ON TOPIC:-

    tonight, hoping fat unemployed friend can help
    me with a problem with one of my nuts, it won't come
    off the main body, tried usual angle grinder key as you do.
    even leaned funny on it and whacked it with a hammer.

    i held my button in and whacked it very hard many times up
    a handy 205 litre oil drum, used some UB40 on it, got the
    angle grinder key again with a bit of steel water pipe, still solid.

    so had no choice but to use 4/1/2" (115mm) grinder instead but
    one sheet one disc, at least 9" (230mm) cut plenty
    You should of paid the Chinese likey *Hot* parts girl the £5 fee. They know how to get frozen nuts of the main body pretty quick the final cost with after tax cost usually higher!

    If it was the other type of nut a few second blow torch cracks the corrosion- thermal shock ----Meaty your an amateur
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    Could try nuking my nut

    update

    polack across gate again, psssssssst

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    Why don't you put TV beside gate with sofa, then your Fat unemployed friend could freeze the polak out or even "BIG Daddy Splash" him
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    Tonight cant rember what its for, either probation officer or mental health woman

    shifted my stuck nut, needed bigger hammer

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    IPDATE:- & iShit failure

    Turns out it is chiropractor tonight

    Later will be cutting up metal sheets and yet another go
    as stripping paint, flakes off in the sun, won't shift anywhere else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    IPDATE:- & iShit failure

    Turns out it is chiropractor tonight

    Later will be cutting up metal sheets and yet another go
    as stripping paint, flakes off in the sun, won't shift anywhere else
    Acetone will -also safety boots, trousers, even probably imaginary cat good for your nail varnish also but has to be nice smelling acetone for that
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    Tonight painting town red if drop paint if not gate red

    then watching this if remember

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upUpVb3cLfk

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    Off to supermarket (no advertisement here) to buy loads of beans, sausages etc for big B&Q world ends today
    Mysterious planet called Nibiru smashes into Earth

    as Irnbru crashes into earth today!
    Anyone know the exact time so I can fire the BBQ going at the right time. Meaty here's your chance of hot date with HOT parts girl as its "THE END" "LE FIN" "ENDE"
    I will sling garden hammock over the canal for you
    Ifred does best B&Q outside of Meatycity big firework display promised at end what could beat that
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    As normal somebody pressed fast forward on the weekend
    hoping to unbolt some bits of metal but nil poi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    As normal somebody pressed fast forward on the weekend
    hoping to unbolt some bits of metal but nil poi
    Meaty decoded: Read some smut mags in bed on weekend Woke up Monday morning in panic
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    Tonight ubolting something, unbolting something else, then hiding the evidencee before it gets dark

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    UPDATE FOR LAST NIGHT:-

    fell asleep instead

    TONIGHT:-

    went to see a man about mowing a medow, but his wife has put her foot down
    and he is NOT alloud out for a week

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    Last night:-

    Vic my imganary friend seen a 32" TV dumped in the street, can i grab it for him.
    so grabs said item, no power cord, all scews in, back off, somebody been inside & had psu board off.

    i found the fault, fixed it using regular household items, cleaned case, works great
    so i told Vic it was not repairable, it is now (serisoly) on a stool end of my bath
    as can use as pc monitor and view dk & tweett in the bath

    thanks Vic.

    tonight, needs some supplys,salpetre, charcoal and sulphur,
    got to preservse some meat, do a bbq and cool my pets blood down

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