Went to see a man about a lump of metal
Went to see a man about a lump of metal
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
UPDATE:-
took some black rubber things off a bicycle, and swapped with some other black rubber things
Installed poundland puncture repair patch at same time
wayered triffids with hose pipe
if
cat stayed still would have got thwacked with said black rubber thing
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Went to see Abdul, can of beer and iron bru, then other Abdul for goat burger and chips, see something fat friend wanted in street, rung him, not my problem
then ground off rust from 100 year old saw and painted it grey
had cold chips, mixed some poundland epoxy and aluminium dust
now
on dK whilst kegs dry for tomorrow
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Catching up with missing dK from yesterday
and sleeping and listening to the naybor hood kids fighting each other
great thing is, all the kids speak jingling iShit speak inglish
going to burn some leaves after Aadvarks burger
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
IPDATE:- iShit update
had some tattooed Bulgarian hanging out the window moaning about smoke
only intended on one burn anyway
so drilled some holes in new solar lights got from b&m then identified some wood worm
put that stolen thing in disinterred extant iShit dettol(tm)
went inside and started playing with pot if grease and myself and fat friend rung
went for bath now bed
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Knackered, just too hot, used most of energy reserves trying to get out of bed this morning
bath and play with pot of grease and kitchen roll
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Either sleeping, weird friend, or washing work gear, as not got anything for tommorow
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Involves cat shit, a shovel and some lumps of metal.
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Last night, too knackered to post on dk
played with some anti cat triffids that don't work and smell of farts.
looked at £1000 worth of coffe machine which is broke and won't prime
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Putting £100 worth of broken coffee machine back in box, cutting lump of metal off, then stalking companies house for director of autodesk
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
UPDATE:-
ref pop up stopping iShit viewing indestrucables .com
becsuse of autodesk popup
managed to get hold of number for someone, wish waited until 2am to ring
ringing her tomorrow
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
OFF TOPIC:-
ringing that woman today
ON TOPIC:/
if no good ringing that woman 11pm instead she not impressed by 10pm phone call
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
ADVERTISEMENT:-
RINGING SARAH DOUGLAS FROM AUTODESK AT 11PM ON 07730 285185
AND SHOUTING OR LEAVING RUDE VOICE MAIL
#SHITHEADS
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
UPDATE:/
syrprise surpise, Sarah Douglas has turned her blower off. Left her a msg
got my mate Vic from the pub to help, got some more inglish phone numbers, seems few divert
but playing around with last few didgits, can find odd persons mail box
most Sussed is the london numbers, counting backwards.
think that the 03 ending number is An ADSL line or something
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Meaty Sarah Doglas looks like Tracey barlows sister talk to her nicelyalso if she head of Marketing she must have a better ishit that you and know how to use it .....Could be a match made in heaven afterall you need constant support!
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Meat-Head (13th July, 2018)
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