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    Quote Originally Posted by M T Glass View Post
    On a lighter note jaws2, your address in your avatar is one of my all time favorite movies. Can I drop around sometime for a spot of digging in your back garden?
    yer welcome anytime M8, sadly we are all electric now, but we have plenty of room for you if you want ter pop in, ho the garden its block paving now, I have just got a few floor boards up now so be careful when yer come in don't want yer falling.

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    Partly off topic:-

    nil poi DAMM cat, opened door runs to the back, under the lumber pile, then shoots from under my RARE car, bastard.

    not feeding or watering it, somebody going to get a moggy back in need of recharging.

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    local cricket club for a few jars, best place for best beer or lager, can't stand cricket though

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    Tonight once I get home - hour ride on mobility scooter- will be chasing scabby cat out my garage, 24 hrs no food or water expect it to slow down, ran at me like crazy animal and hid in corner

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    Right just getting changed into cat chasing clothes then off to chase moggie.

    if anybody knows who owns it speak up, there getting a bill for storage charges.

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    WHAT PART OF AIM FOR THE BIG GAP DOES THIS CAT NOT UNDSERTAND

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    PLAN A :-


    come home, view dk, whilst my 15p reduced to clear sausages cook, and drink a cup of poundland tea, then log off dk, get changed, try and get the cat, that refuses to leave my garage since 2pm Saturday.


    THEN, SOMEBODY REARRANGED MY EVENING FOR ME:-


    Bugs Bunny has gone on vacation, to a gold mining resort. ThAt has a beech (and also a bitch).


    Of course, her electric meter shouts FEED ME, FEED ME. Then shuts off and the electric and her freezer full of stuff.


    So madge who has the key has no idea what has happened, i tried pressing emergency credit, just flashes "GAME OVER, INSERT COIN".


    ok top of meter is the key, great, and an old one! Great, goes to shop puts ?1 on one, meter spits it out, thanks mate, ?1 of mine lost.


    goes back to shop, puts on ?1 on other card, meter says "thanks, FEED ME MORE MONEY". Goes back to shop, ?5 of my money again, meter says "thanks, MORE MONEY, FEED ME MORE.".


    Now 1st shop has closed, nearest shop is 1/2 mile away, so goes to see Abdul, ?10 later, feeds her meter says "?2.80 credit"


    So my plan B was to if unable to get cat out, go to tesco for the MOST EXPENSIVE QUALITY, cat nosh and keep feeding it for a few days, so when it goes home it will not like cheapo stuff.




    So, currantly on plan a - revision 1.1


    drinking poundland tea, then eating sausage sarnies, then straight to tesco fir quality cat nosh .


    somebody else's problem cost me nearly ?20 so stuff it, bit more wont matter.




    MEANWHILE, AT THE GOLD MINE RESORT.


    Bugs Bunny is sha@ging a good digger on the beech.

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    I got some good advice from Elric, in past thread / post.. shoot it>>>>>>

    Meat did yer get time ter charge yer battery on your scooter.

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    No that was last nites plan before the cells sulphate , the charger is duff but not a problem, thanks for the reminder

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    If the moggy keeps returning could it be it has a 'litter' there? Litter being the main word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M T Glass View Post
    If the moggy keeps returning could it be it has a 'litter' there? Litter being the main word.
    HEADLINE IN LOCAL RAG READS.......

    Litter refuse to leave 5* food and accommodation...

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    The idea of super dear cat nosh was so when it went home would refuse all cheap tesco stuff.

    My mommy said I wasn't alloud to keep the cat, It would have to be realised, so I told mommy, come and do it yourself, mommy came round, furball was out in 5 mins, mommy grabbed it no problem .

    my plan was to use "Stockholm syndrome", but mommy said not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    The idea of super dear cat nosh was so when it went home would refuse all cheap tesco stuff.

    My mommy said I wasn't alloud to keep the cat, It would have to be realised, so I told mommy, come and do it yourself, mommy came round, furball was out in 5 mins, mommy grabbed it no problem .

    my plan was to use "Stockholm syndrome", but mommy said not.
    Got told years ago Meat mum knows best....

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    Tonight I did intend on playing with myself, because I think one my things in in a box, along with the meter.


    inbolves energy might just play with a 93C06 instead

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    Need to sort my bike lights out

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