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    Change of plan. Such a lovely day will be out here for 5. Get back to digs getting changed have a light dinner and going out a walk in the hills and apparently some nice wee valley.

    If I'm really good I might even smash the weights when I get back in. Actually that would be if I am bad back is playing up badly again and should be laying off them.. missing it though


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    Going to Aldi to download some booze and food as going to BBQ with unwanted weird friend Friday, thank crunchie.

    Found some inspiration today, was given some car parts for a car that 30 years out of date, got really excited, shame theyslightly wrong, but nothing angle grinder and welder can't fix.

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    BBQ 6pm at unwanted weird friends, dk comes first Befire any unwanted weird friends.

    sodding imganary cat drilpped water THRIUGH house, so need to sort that out, when cat dry going to use it as a mop

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    Great got here nobody. Banged on weird friends door
    now just him me and flea bitten dawgs x2

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    the opposite of last night


    Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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    Two inbreads turned up now. Wants a radio repairing

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    You mean Bert and Ernie found you ?
    Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

    " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnner View Post
    You mean Bert and Ernie found you ?
    You know never thought of that, yes could agree there.

    now at home, got a radio to repaur for bert

    one other inbred turned up

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    Meaty All these inbreds knocking on your door? Perhaps your in the wrong business, instead of cut and chop and eproming motors maybe you should do that on inbreds
    you know reprogram them to more mpg per beer, remap their ECU, a sort of Sweeney meathead
    Practice on Vic first though!
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    Vic still on vacation. He was told to use Barcly card, even Boff said so, but no he took an envelope stuffed full of cash and lost the lot. So he had to wait 28 days delivery for his Barcly card

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Vic still on vacation. He was told to use Barcly card, even Boff said so, but no he took an envelope stuffed full of cash and lost the lot. So he had to wait 28 days delivery for his Barcly card
    Check your shed. Knowing Vic thats where he went for his stayvacation. Means he hasn't paid you rent for his holiday!
    Funny Vic losing his envelope stuff full of cash, went the same way as your DK donation etc, Wonder where the lost stuffed envelope office is?

    PS dont let him out for 28days unless he has a fifa account!!
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    So started off with got mobilty scooter out t shed, said imganary cat jumped on mobility scooter, sits in the front basket.

    Grabs the Betamax VCR that just for a small operation, takes it back to unwanted weird friends, inbred naybours.
    Gets off the drive imgabary cat goes "puerrrmelwwww" and just off.

    Gets going down the road railroad crossing, stops, then sweet smell of perfume, followed by mobilty scooter shaking and voice of a female , wanting a ride on back of scooter.

    She then says "take me to the cinema", opposite direction to unwanted weird friend, gets to the cinema she hands me a chocolate bar and says thank you, at which point she says "not everyday you get a beautiful lady on your scooter"

    Now seen her face/body great, long jet black free flowing hair, perfect. 8, great, nice body, looks at her face, dudnt ask, no need must have been 1999 model no later than 2000.



    She buggers off into cinema, I then takes Terry and June their Betamax back.

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    Another wet dream Meaty?
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    No she wrong manufacturing year and had hint of piky in her voice

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    Well in Bristol now. Noticed 2 bars on the street I will be living in.. So may check them out tonight.


    Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

 

 

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